AUSTIN, Texas, July 19, 2010 (Funblog Newswire) – Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, better known as Cap’n Crunch, was recalled to Washington, D.C. early Tuesday in the wake of highly controversial comments he made in an interview appearing on the back of a box of breakfast cereal.
Crunch, the top US commander in Volcanica and a senior [...]

NEW YORK, New York, June 30, 2010 (Funblog Newswire) – Fox News reported today that everything is President Obama’s fault. Everything.
In simulcasts on its television, radio, and online broadcasts, Fox News said, “according to a top official with the universe, every bad thing that is happening now or ever has happened or ever will happen [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, June 11, 2010 – (AFB) – It can be difficult to keep up with the ever-accelerating rate of technological advancements in the digital age. For an example of this we need look no further than that most common of household appliances – the porn machine. Remember the behemoth mainframe porn machines of the [...]

LAS VEGAS, Nevada, June 10, 2010 (AFB) – Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman announced on Thursday that the entire city will be closed indefinitely. Goodman cited concerns for public security and safety after reports began circulating that Funbloggers from Austin and West Seattle may be gathering in the city.
“We have reliable intelligence that a number [...]

HOUSTON, Texas, June 7, 2010 – (AFB) – Beleaguered oil giant BP unveiled a new public relations campaign designed to repair its damaged reputation in North America. Since the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon in the Gulf of Mexico on April 20, BP has found itself on the receiving end of public outrage and sharp [...]

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa, June 4, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – In a model of efficiency rarely seen among elite national squads, the U.S. men’s soccer team is committed to overpromising and under-delivering early in the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Says coach Bob Bradley, “We are far ahead of where we normally are at this point in the Cup. [...]

PHOENIX, Arizona, May 25, 2010 (WSFB-AC) - The Navajo Nation approved a strict new immigration law on Friday. The measure would allow tribal police to arrest immigrants unable to show documents that they are legally in the country.
Supporters celebrated the act as a tough crackdown on illegal immigration that will protect the nation from violent criminals. [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, May 10, 2010, (WSFB-AC) – According to a new USA Today/Gallup Poll, 69% of people polled enjoyed being polled. 51% of those polled say that a good polling is “thoroughly enjoyable”, and almost half describe themselves as “enthusiastic or frequent pollers”.
To be sure, the nation remains divided about the benefits of polling. Nearly [...]

WASHINGTON, DC, May 6, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – President Obama recently met with several high profile candidates for the pending Supreme Court Nomination, including talks on Friday with David Lee Roth, a senior administration official told WSFB.
Roth, a Southern Baptist minister and former front man of the legal advocacy group Van Halen, is also widely respected [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, May 5, 2010, (WSFB-AC) – In 1985 you were going about your daily high school routine. You showed up to third period Typing class, a few minutes late as usual. Everyone turned to look at you when you came in. Halfway to your seat, you realized that something just did not feel right. [...]