WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 10, 2012 (WSFB) – This’ll be a short article for all you types that hate reading.
Your president supports marriage between people who unconditionally love one another despite their gender.
Yeah, it was a rushed announcement since Good Ol’ Biden jumped the gun a bit with his mouth, as he’s apt to do, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 26, 2012 (WSFB) – Okay, first this stupid fuck calls Sandra Fluke, who wanted birth control so she wouldn’t have a goddamn baby AND have tons (I hope – she’s not that bad looking…) of awesome sex, a slut… and now… ladies and gentlemen… Rush Buttdumpster has labeled the “slow jam” [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 19, 2012 (WSFB) – Even though I hardly consider myself to be an honest journalist – I just found out about five minutes ago that Dick Clark died. He’s been on my television one way or another since I was born, and I would always think of him every New Year [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 12, 2012 (WSFB) – Sounds like a cool sit-com that’s coming this fall to NBC, right?
If you already have not heard about this, the Froth King himself, Santorum, has dropped out of the GOP primary and has probably unified the Republican base towards The Stormin’ Mormon himself – Mittens Romney. If [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 6, 2012 (WSFB) – Because you’re probably confused, it’s like NIMBY (not in my back yard) but for Sodo. Just makin’ sure we’re all 100%.
Now down to the news.
Not only the Mariners are trying to get Captain Awesome himself (Chris Hansen) to pump the breaks on getting our beloved Sonics back [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 29, 2012 (WSFB) – Alright, here we go.
Let’s kick this one off with the whole Trayvon thing just so I can say that I’ve talked about this subject. My view on the whole Stand Your Ground law is a bit skewed… I do see that it allows a citizen to do [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 22, 2012 (WSFB) – Once again I’m met with a very uninteresting news week.
All I can tell you about for the GOP Death March is that Newt needs to drop out because people are just NOT going for it and he’s splitting the vote, which Sanatorium doesn’t want (he needs the [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 15, 2012 (WSFB) -
You be the judge.
Mittens is saying that even though he lost Mississippi and Alabama he’s still winning because he’s got the numbers to back him up to get the nomination. Valid strategy, but a shitty way of saying, “Nuh uh! My campaign is cooler because I got more [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2012 (WSFB) – As I write this, there’s a pretty definitive outcome for this GOP campaign for finding their champion to do battle against Obama. We got Mittens Romney in the front with Rick Sanatorium nipping at his golden heels. Nap Time Newt Ginglesnitch is barely hanging on and once [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 23, 2012 (WSFB) – It’s official; we’ve officially hit ‘Retarded’ on the Are You Serious level.
Psycho Santorum has had his past media gaffs finally come to the attention of the press, mainly in the form of one quote he made back in 2008 saying (something along the lines of) Satan is [...]