Nuclear material equal to thousands of Hiroshima bombs is currently floating down the Missouri river on a flaming raft made of balloons and nuclear power plants.

GENEVA, Switzerland, July 27, 2009 (WSFB International Service) “Since before its startup and almost immediate shutdown in September of last year, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been plagued with technical problems. Now CERN scientists claim that the superweapon’s activation is being obstructed by a network of spies, saboteurs, and “litigious fuckwads.”
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