Tweet This Post

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 17, 2011 (WSFB) –  The West Seattle Funblog would like to welcome our newest sponsor, Stallone Cobra.  Stallone Cobra recently set up shop in West Seattle after residing in the greater Los Angeles area for the last 25 years.  He spent most of his time working for the police department down [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 14, 2011 (WSFB) – Friends, colleagues, enemies and gangsters, EZB here.  You know and I know that we both know that you aren’t doing anything this Friday, and even if you are there is somewhere else you need, nay HAVE to be.
You need to join in a most excellent time this [...]

Tweet This Post

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 05, 2011 (WSFB) – Bigfoot has been sighted at the Farmers Market in West Seattle today.  The weather is actually completely pleasant due to the crappy overcast skies.  There is lots of shit for sale including flowers and veggies, not that you needed us to tell you what a Farmers Market [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 01, 2011 (WSFB) -  Welcome to Crime N’ Shit, I’m EZB, here’s the crime n’ shit.
Sheriff fires at man, hits him in the junk – Authorities are searching for a man that was shot in the nards by a King County Sheriff near the West Seattle Golf Course.  The shooting happened [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 4, 2011 (WSFB) –Hi everyone, EZB here.  Please welcome our newest writer, Usuiituk The Inuit, or Usi for short.  Usi comes to us from Alaska.  Deep, deep in the woods and snow and shit Alaska.  His name literally means has no penis, but he assures us that he actually does have [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 29, 2011 (WSFB) – May 14th is the annual West Seattle Community Garage Sale Day, and as Ron Burgandy would say, it’s “kind of a big deal”.
The West Seattle Garage Sale provides people mostly with an opportunity to dig around in other peoples shit.  People also  love finding bargains, and other [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Easter Bunny Day is this Sunday, and we at the West Seattle Funblog want you to remember that not only is it a day to celebrate the resurrection of the Easter Bunny, but it’s also a day to find magical fucking chocolate in plastic eggs.
Easter Bunny Day [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 15, 2011 (WSFB) – Welcome to Crime N’ Shit, I’m EZB, here’s the crime n’ shit.

The West Seattle Funblog was arrested for public intoxication last night, except for Pete Seazle who was arrested for shoplifting from McDonald’s (is that even possible?).
A local police officer walked down the street last Monday and [...]