WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 4, 2012 (WSFB) – The Canadian reggae rapper Snow fell down, quite hard, at Snoqualmie Pass on Monday evening while snowboarding. Snow told the WSFB that “Patrol me Snow me I’ll go blame, a leaky boom boom down”. He then asked us if we were “informer?”. We told him, “No informer booooiiiiiiiiii!”.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 16, 2011 (WSFB) – Fans of the AMC drama The Walking Dead will get the shock of a lifetime next season as the story line begins to focus on, get this, Zombies.
“I can’t believe they are turning The Walking Dead into a show about zombies,” John Candy, president of The Walking [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 12, 2011 (WSFB) – Santa Clause won’t be coming to Iran this year, and it’s the fault of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has been very, very naughty.
“There have been lots of nice boys and girls out there this year, HO, HO, HO,” Santa Clause said. ”But there have been a few [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 6, 2011 (WSFB) – Ron Paul has a lot to be proud of these days. His presidential campaign is in full swing, he has routinely come in the top 3 in republican straw polls as of late, and his base of supporters seems to grow daily. However, Ron Paul isn’t [...]
West Seattle, Washington, October 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Johnny Depp has signed on to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the next of the Disney backed Pirates films “Pirates of the Caribbean 5: On Raping Tides.” However, on the heels of Hugh Jackman’s blockbuster robot fighting film “Real Steel”, Depp’s character will find [...]
February 2009 – Luigi Linguini thinks to himself “fuck all this bullshit”
May 2009 – www.westseattlefublog.com launches
June 2009 – There are an estimated 10 Funbloggers in West Seattle, and they like to party
March 2010 – A massive DDOS assault on the Funblog occurs, nobody notices
April 2010 – Funbloggers write some shit and some folks in Austin [...]
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 18, 2011 (WSFB) – The Seattle Mariners lost 2011 season is being blamed not on the players or the coaches, but on the stupid hat worn by announcer Dave Sims this year.
“Every jerk has one of those stupid hats, you know the kind, the ones that make you look like a [...]
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 9, 2011 (WSFB) – It should come as no surprise that West Seattle would be at the center of the newest wave of competitive hair growing competitions – competitive pubic hair growing.
“West Seattle is the center of the pubic hair growing world, so it only makes sense that we would be [...]
