WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Beach Drive, the popular waterfront road that follows the water in West Seattle, thinks you are too poor to drive on it and hopes you take California Ave. to get from one end of West Seattle to the other.  “If you are driving anything even resembling a [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March, 12, 2010 (WSFB) –  Crime happens every day in West Seattle, but car prowl and car theft seem to be two of the most common kinds.  However, there are some very secret obscure tips that you may not be aware of that can prevent possessions within your car, or perhaps your [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 26, 2010 (WSFB) – On their band page, Tacoma Finish states that “they say that if you put a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, they’ll eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare. If you give four monkeys electric guitars, drums, and a couple of mics, you’ve created Tacoma [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2010 (WSFB) – With the recent report that Funblog Blogfather Luigi Linguini has been abducted by Al-Qaeda, the West Seattle Funblog has begun an effort to drink ourselves into a state of attack that will eventually lead to the rescue of Luigi.
In the meantime the League of Funbloggers, the secret [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February, 17, 2010 (WSFB) – CNN, or Cable News Network, will soon be changing it’s name to the Anderson Cooper Network (ACN)  due to the increased popularity of its primary anchor, Anderson Cooper.  Along with the name change, the new ACN will shift coverage from world news events to stories only related [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 17, 2010 (WSFB) – Some things in life are certain; the sun rises in the east, the sky is blue, our ocean’s are getting filthier by the day, dogs bark and at least one person from West Seattle will make the trip over Snoqualmie Pass to attend this year’s Sasquatch Music [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 7, 2010 (WSFB) – Have a cause that you hope to raise money for?  Want to bring your neighbors out to discuss block watch initiatives?  Pancakes may be the answer.
Over the last few months an enormous amount of money for various causes has been raised by providing pancakes to apparently pancake [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFB) – (This gem originally posted in October, unleashing a West Seattle fury of self-defensiveness and sterotypification. We’re honored to run it again as it contains valuable info no West Seattleite-istanian should be without!)
Crime in and around West Seattle is an issue that affects all residents.   From those [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 30, 2010 (WSFB) -  The post you are about to read is not real; everything including the names have been made up to protect the guilty.
A local woman was pulled over and arrested after she was seen slowing down at a green arrow, then speeding up at the last minute so [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) – With snow in Phoenix, record cold snaps in the Midwest and massive flooding in normally sunny Southern California, West Seattle residents are feeling particularly screwed out of their normally unpredictable weather so far in 2010.  Anger has even set in amongst some of the more dramatic individuals [...]