WHITE CENTER, Washington, December 7, 2011 (WSFB) – I think Pete Seazle gave this assignment to the wrong reporter. I’m White Center Donald, but everyone at Marv’s Broiler calls me Dubsea Don.
First off, I live in White Center and have no need to go to Puyallup except for the Fair in September when I fill my [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 10, 2011 (WSFB) – White Center Donald here. I’ve been asked by the West Seattle Funblog to do a PSA regarding you and drugs.
There is no you and drugs. Just drugs and you not doin’ ‘em, you stupid little twat waffle!
There’s plenty of booze available so that you don’t have to [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 23, 2011 (WSFB) – So y’all mighta seen my classified ad that ran here on the Funblog last week. What did it get me?
Well it certainly didn’t get me a little gotdamn sump’n sump’n to tide me over until I get hitched again!
Well that’s all peaches and cream and creamy peach-eaters [...]