Wanted: Burly biker-types for private casual affair. Must have long beards with at least two of the food groups represented within. Ideal IQ is below 100; weight at least 3 times that. I like it rough, so thick calluses on fat banana hands are preferred. We can meat at my place but you must be [...]

The West Seattle Funblog would like to introduce you to our newest contributor, Cybil Stepford, from Austin, Texas.  As a professional Soccer Mom and smartass, we think Mrs. Stepford will add an interesting new perspective to those of you blessed to have children as well as those of you who are blessed to be without [...]