WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 15, 2012 (WSFB) – I think a bouncer likes me but I am under 21.  What should I do?
There’s this bar my friends and I frequent, maybe once every two months, and I’ve been crushing on the bouncer since we first went. We constantly check each other out while I’m there, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 8, 2012 (WSFB) – A guy said maybe when I asked him out. Should I ask again?
Earlier this week, I finally worked up the courage to ask a guy out for the weekend. He said, “I’m actually busy.” And proceeded to tell me what he was doing this weekend (which I [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 1, 2012 (WSFB) – Boyfriend Is Always Late To Everything
My boyfriend is always late to things we have planned. Not just 15 minutes late, but often an hour or more. What can I do to make him more punctual?
Bouncer:
I think we all know people like this. One of the bouncers [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 24, 2012 (WSFB) – He says he wants sex but no relationship. Will he come around?
I meet the most wonderful guy!  We click in every area of life our chemistry is awesome. Those are his words!  However he does not want to be in a committed relationship with anyone. He got [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 17, 2012 (WSFB) – Should I worry that my boyfriend is smaller than average where it counts?
My bf has a smaller than average peen. He is good at all other forms of sex and everything else in life, blah blah blah. It still bothers me. What do I do?
Bouncer:
You need [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 10, 2012 (WSFB) – Is it okay to date someone because you have no better options at the moment?
Bouncer:
This is such a girl question to ask. Guys just don’t think this way.
For a guy, dating a girl is a lot like driving a car. Listen, a fella needs to get around [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 3, 2012 (WSFB) – I asked a girl out and she told me to come visit her at work.
A girl came into my work today she was stunning and worked up the balls too start chatting too her. I was quite busy working and didn’t get a great deal of time [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 27, 2012 (WSFB) – Should I worry about my boyfriend’s choice of porn?
I’m in my 20′s and my boyfriend is nine years older than me. We’ve been dating for four years. From time to time (probably about twice a month) I like to check his computer to see what kind of [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 20, 2012 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
And this week’s featured question:
Is [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 13, 2012 (WSFB) – How do I convince my slobby roommates to clean up after themselves?
I live with some roommates who are great people. The problem is that they are slobs and I am sick of picking up after them. How do I do the right thing and convince them to [...]