Dear WTF:

Is it unethical to spike someone’s food with Viagra to get him interested in me?

Hungry for lovin’

Dear Hungry,

Absolutely. Not. Although, do you actually know any men who wouldn’t willingly take Viagra? Between the current street price and the number of über drunks in this crowd needing them, I would imagine they’re quite popular. And how hard could it be to find a man who wouldn’t willingly have sex with you, for that matter? I’m a middle aged fat lesbian with a unpleasant disposition and I still get hit on by men. Sometimes they’re even sober. So WTF is your problem?

Maybe you’re confused. Are you aware of the function of Viagra? It increases blood flow; it doesn’t increase your personality. If it’s a relationship you’re looking for, you asked the wrong question and the wrong person. There’s no way in hell I’m going to start giving dating advice. Perhaps it’s time you renewed that eHarmony membership?

JT

Take that Funstick and put it away right now. At least stop pointing it at JT. Seriously. Why don’t you send pics of boobs to WTFWJTD@gmail.com instead?