Dear WTF:

I don’t like people. I have a secret desire to carry around a toy gun just to whip out and scare them off. What do you think?

Annoyed

Dear annoyed,

Excellent idea. Be sure and get one that looks as realistic as possible. Find a crowded public place and wave it about in an “I’m crazy”, but serious manner. After the crowd disperses and SWAT arrives, we can be assured of at least one less fucktard roaming the earth.

Or, you could take the sensible route and emulate me. Embrace your inner unpleasant disposition. Tell everyone what you really think and they don’t want to hear. “Yes, you’re extremely boring and no one thinks you’re funny. Yes, you look like shit today, and yesterday too. Yes, I saw that you called and I’d like you to stop. Yes, your boyfriend is a total dick, but he compliments your total bitch.”

Once you get started it’s so easy to see the hideousness all around you. And once you start sharing your thoughts, it’s so easy to get people to go away. The silence that follows can only be described as complete bliss. And the relief from no longer having to pretend you care, complete ecstasy.

Now how do I get rid of you?

JT

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