JT -

With all these people getting sick with the flu, I’m thinking I should get the flu shot. What do you think?

SB

Dear SB,

With the proliferation of frivolous lawsuits, I try not to play doctor either here or on TV. I do enjoy a casual game now and then in the privacy of my own home, but I limit my shots to what can safely be consumed in a typical “appointment”. While one might be tempted to have slippery nipples, Absolut wet spots, and bend me overs, I find these to be both passé and obvious. If you’re going to be adventurous in your role playing, be daring in your alcohol choices as well.. There are a variety of excellent resources online, providing both suggestions and recipes.   Incorporate a new flavor on every occasion, and you’ll soon be scheduling check-ups on a regular basis. Right now, I can’t seem to move beyond eating my cake and having it too. Have you tried those? Mmmmm. You really should. I’ll leave you with the recipe.

Birthday Cake Shot:

Liberally coat a lemon wedge with sugar

In a shot glass pour 1 oz Frangelico and 1 oz vanilla vodka

In a singular motion, suck the sugar off the lemon wedge, down the shot, bite the lemon.

Repeat

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