Dear WTF:

Would it be unprofessional to give my boss a valentine’s card that says: If you are going to ride my ass this hard, the least you could do is pull my hair every once in a while?

Used and abused

Dear UA,

I may have just laughed out loud. Although momentarily pleasant, please don’t make me do that again. You’re supposed to be the straight to my gay. Although, I am feeling kind of shitty right now and not up to being my usual festive self. That’s a lie. I’ve never been gay. I think I was born annoyed. Meet my family, and you’d understand.

Speaking of laughing out loud, ‘cuz I was speaking of it. What the fuck is up with all the LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO. Have you ever, in your entire life, seen anyone roll on the floor laughing or otherwise? It’s so irritating to see that every other post. Especially when most of the time my only response is to have one corner of my mouth barely rise up. If we’re going to reduce our language to instant message/text format, from now on I’m gonna write MA: Mildly amusing. SFBML: Slightly funny but mostly lame. TWFS: That was fucking stupid.

BTW, yes I will pull your hair from now on.

JT

ITHWTW = “I thought HARASS was two words….” – WTFWJTD@gmail.com