JT,

I am looking for a job. Would it be wrong in this day and age of huge unemployment and massive competition in the jobmarket, to just come right out and say I will provide sexual favors?

Desperately Seeking

Dear DS,

I was once responsible for hiring employees for a company. I can tell you right up front, in this economy, sexual favors are no longer nearly enough. You can try to jazz it up a little I suppose. Bring a friend along to participate. But anymore, I’ve seen it all. The funblog doesn’t even pay, and we’d still need you to add beer and a sandwich at the very least. Cupcakes and cigars for me. Well, maybe a sandwich for me too. I am kind of hungry. Can you bring vodka instead of beer though.

It seems you really need to be looking for a whole new approach. Something that differentiates you from the pack and says,I’m your best choice out of this whole field of sorry losers. Except, reviewing your resume, I kind of see we have a bigger problem. Twelve jobs in the last four months. You’re kind of an idiot aren’t you?

I’m now thinking freeway off ramps are your best bet. Will flash for cash. Cuz, besides the boobs, well actually, no, that’s kind of all you’ve got.

I am free for the rest of the afternoon if you’d like to practice.

JT

You can audition for the WTFWJTD Street Corner Carboard Sign and Boob Bridage by sending pictures of your funbags to WTFWJTD@gmail.com. Why not cc: Pete@westseattlefunblog.com while you’re at it!