Dear Reader(s),

As you know, today 4/20, is an official West Seattle Funblog holiday. In honor and celebration of this most sacred of days, there will be no traditional WTFWJTD column. There was never going to be one. I don’t like you enough to write two days in a row. But a back-up lie is always preferable to no lie at all.

While I have no work ethic that compels me to feel guilt for this decision, I do maintain a strong hands-on philosophy in several other areas of my life. This would most noticeably apply to sex, drugs, and roc…alcohol. Therefore, it is with great pride and anticipation that announce my intent to spend the entire day today, stoned.

If you wish to join me in celebration, please bring chips, dip, and cupcakes.

JT

JT will be making gurgling sounds and doing shots of bong-water for the duration. Please send funny pictures and stories of your own bongmanship to WTFWJTD@gmail.com.