Dear JT,

Having gotten divorced recently, I’m now subject to a parenting plan for the pets. I get the cat all month, she gets the dog. We swap for one week a month.

Considering the ex now answers to “devil whore”, and for good reason, is there anything I can do under this pet exchange scenario to maybe get a “dig” in?

Thanks,

Part-time Dog Owner

Dear Part-time,

I’m not a big fan of using derogatory terms about females, except for all the time, but you kind of set me up.  I just don’t see the problem here.  You got to keep the pussy and she got the bitch.  Isn’t this the ideal scenario?  Granted that one week is kind of a pain, but if you were still together you’d have a week of bitch anyway, and not the kind you can pet or take for a ride.  I think you should just be grateful for what you have and leave well enough alone.

Now, tell me more about the devil whore. What exactly does one need to do to acquire this moniker? I don’t usually go in for any of that religious shit, but bad girls I like. Devil whore just takes it to a whole new level.

If you’re not comfortable going into explicit detail on here, you can write me at my super secret email:  jt@westseattlefunblog.com

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Hope to hear from you soon and pictures help me understand better.

JT