WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to the newest advice column to grace the West Seattle Funblog, “Turn Your Head and Cough” with our very own Dr. Fun.
Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky and potentially disgusting medical questions. Let’s begin!
Alex45: Dr. Fun, I have this thing on my foot and it looks just like this thing on my lip, what the hell is it?
Dr. Fun: Aids.
MisterTwister: Dr. Fun, what’s the difference in symptoms between a hernia and gas?
Dr. Fun: No difference.
JohnnyMaxx33: Dr. Fun, why is my tongue white?
Dr. Fun: Herpes or powder doughnut. If you didn’t eat a doughnut then herpes.
NiceGal88: Dr. Fun, why does my eyelid twitch?
Dr. Fun: You probably killed someone, you feel guilty.
Baronzemo56: Why can’t I loose weight? I’m constantly either dieting or exercising.
Dr. Fun: Probably too fat, or liar.
