WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.

RobFartz: Dr. Fun, I have horrible, I mean horrible, gas.  It’s so foul it could kill the dinosaurs again.  Any tips on how to get rid of the funk?

Dr. Fun: Gas is caused by being ugly.  Be less ugly.

BigWayne: Dr. Fun, I’m really tall (6′7), but the crazy thing is I’m only 14 and my doctor says he doesn’t know how tall I will get.  Neither of my parents are tall so there is something going on, have you ever heard of someone who just keeps growing?

Dr. Fun: Yes, ex-wife.

Misdeed77: Dr. Fun, I was born in a third world country and was born with a tail due to a genetic condition.  I’m thinking of getting it removed because it freaks people out, but surgery of any kind really scares me.  What should I do?

Dr. Fun: Ahhhhhh, monster!!!

SuperMan32: Dr. Fun, I stay up all night due to horrible insomnia.  Usually I end up taking drugs like Nyquil just to fall asleep.  Is there anything else I can do to fall asleep?

Dr. Fun: Heroin, much more effective than Nyquil.

CableGuy09: Dr. Fun, whenever my girlfriend and I “get down” I seem to only be able to think about Fraggle Rock.  What the fuck does that mean?

Dr. Fun: Nothing, try harder.