WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 23, 2012 (WSFB) – Earlier in our Funblogging career, the West Seattle Funblog issued a community service piece aimed at better hygiene during the current near-pandemic pandemonium surrounding H1N1 (Swine Flu) as well as other forms of nastiness associated with deteriorating weather.
“The Hygienic FistBump” taught our readers of the relative cleanliness of the knuckles [...]
MACLEAN, Virginia, January 20, 2012 (WSFB) – It was discovered today that Newt Gingrich literally constructed his own moral universe, mostly built out of mirrors, birch bark, and headshots.
“It’s amazing,” confirmed one reporter, verifying the find. “When you walk inside, it’s impossible to be wrong. No matter where you stand, you always have the moral [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 19, 2012 (WSFB) – Jonah Gabriel Stonewater could have written an article this week, but to protest the current tone of internet gestapo measures, he’s not. But he had this to say:
This is what freedom of speech and freedom of creativity over the internet would be in this dystopian terror future.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Everyone is bringing their websites down today in an effort to stop sopapillas. We will not support this movement as sopapillas are light, fluffy, and delicious with honey.
Our website will remain up and running in support of our Mexican neighbors.
Eat a sopapilla.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Local chef Antoinette Carver has always been rogue in the kitchen. Whether she’s re-frying black beans instead of pintos or making smiley face cookies that are green instead of traditional yellow, she’s always cooking outside of the box.
Now she’s making waves outside of the food service industry by violating [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 17, 2012 (WSFB) – I Saw My Boss Kiss Another Woman. Should I Tell His Wife?
I am a nanny for a wonderful family with a darling toddler. The parents are great, involved parents who (I thought) have a very loving and happy marriage. The mom is very attentive to her child [...]
SEATTLE, Washington, January 16, 2012 (WSFB) - A serial killer visiting from out of town cannot decide which hotel on Aurora Avenue would best suit his needs. “There’s just so many options,” said Bo Milton, known to authorities as The Ice Pick Kid. “A lot of the hotels are in such bad shape they let renters [...]
THE MOON, SOMEWHERE OVER WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 13, 2012 (WSFB) – Ron Paul’s bid for the Republican Presidential nomination has slipped of late, most likely due to his campaign strategy.
Said Campaign Adviser Kevin Johnson, “We told Ron that our time would be best spent in New Hampshire and South Carolina as these early primaries are important [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 12, 2012 (WSFB) – I should have put money towards the goddamn New Hampshire primary.
The Stormin’ Mormon Mitt Romney got this one in a clear vote, but, oh wait… who… who the fuck is that coming in second? Not Santorum! Bitch got 9.4% of the vote! HAHA! Thank you Samael…
In a [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 11, 2012 (WSFB) – Local resident Chad Harper was looking to buy medical marijuana the other day, but found himself hitting a wall. “I was just so confused by the pot laws here. I don’t know which dispensaries are authorized, how much pot I’m allowed to posses, or what my rights [...]
