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Gingrich Taps Floridian For VP

Gingrich Taps Floridian For VP

MIAMI, Florida, January 31, 2012, (WSFB) – As the Mitt Romney campaign revels in its smugness over its current poll standings in Florida, underdog GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich isn’t pulling any punches.
Yesterday, with less than 24 hours remaining before the increasingly important Florida Primary, Gingrich named his running mate for Vice President…
Floridian, Casey Anthony.
Typically, [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Your Girlfriend Es Fajitas Muy Buenas!

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Your Girlfriend Es Fajitas Muy Buenas!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 31, 2012 (WSFB) – My Best Friend Started Dating My Ex-Girlfriend
My best friend started dating my ex-girlfriend. Should I ever speak to him again?
Bouncer:
I’m very disappointed in both of you. Not mad. Just disappointed. I guess I expected more from the two of you.
I’m going to start with you, since you’re [...]

City Giving Viaduct Homeless The Axe

City Giving Viaduct Homeless The Axe

SEATTLE, Washington, January 30, 2012 (WSFB) – The City of Seattle began removing homeless people who are currently living below the Alaskan Way Viaduct at 8:00 this morning. This move is part of preparing the area for tunnel boring and is considered a matter of “public safety”.
The City claims the operation will be organized and [...]

Rapper Vanilla Ice Opens White Center Restaurant

Rapper Vanilla Ice Opens White Center Restaurant

WHITE CENTER, Washington, January 30, 2012 (WSFB) – Justin Bieber is clearly not the first white rapper. That title is commonly, though mistakenly, credited to Vanilla Ice. The real first white rapper was in fact Blondie’s Deborah Harry, as evidenced by 1981’s smash hit, “Rapture”.
But Harry is not the has-been opening a Vietnamese restaurant in [...]

Obama Engrossed By Republican Primaries, Forgets Presidential Duties

Obama Engrossed By Republican Primaries, Forgets Presidential Duties

WASHINGTON, D.C., January 27, 2012 (WSFB)  - According to a recent report, President Obama is so engrossed with the republican primaries that he’s forgotten all his responsibilities as Commander in Chief.
“He spends all day watching Fox News,” said White House press secretary Jay Carney, “we’re a little worried. I keep telling him he has to [...]

Ferris Beuller 2012

Ferris Beuller 2012

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Annisnowlation 2012

Annisnowlation 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 26, 2012 (WSFB) – We managed to survive with the majority of our dignity intact from this snowclysm, and some folk are still without power!
Once again it’s been proven to us that the fact that we can’t handle the snow can be attributed to the hills, the misappropriation and ill use [...]

Junction Scene Of Monkey Business

Junction Scene Of Monkey Business

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 25, 2012 (WSFB) – Traffic at the West Seattle Junction has been snarled of late. The intersection of California and Alaska is the new home of street performer Guiseppe Manning and his organ, which he grinds.
Manning, uncle of West Seattle Funblog intern Lothario Manning, was issued his street performers license last [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: If You Read Nothing Else, Read The Last Three Words

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: If You Read Nothing Else, Read The Last Three Words

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 24, 2012 (WSFB) – Should I Dump My New Girl Now That One I’ve Been Chasing For A Year Called?
So I recently started seeing this girl and things are going great. The problem is I got a call from a girl I’ve been chasing for a year, and she wants to [...]

EU Hides Italy As Croatia Considers Membership

EU Hides Italy As Croatia Considers Membership

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 23, 2012 (WSFB)
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