PHOENIX, Arizona, December 30, 2011 (WSFB) – In Michelle Bachmann’s absolutely ridiculous and preposterous bid for the Republican Presidential nomination, pandering to minorities seems to have become the norm.
Little known outside the confines of northern Arizona, Bachmann held a Pajama Party a couple of months ago and reached out to our neighbors to the south.
“I [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 29, 2011 (WSFB) – The whole deal with America to begin with was that it was a place where every man, woman, and child had a voice in how their country was ran.
Pretty good idea, right?
It worked for a while, and it lived through a revolution and a civil war that [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 28, 2011 (WSFB) – The ceding of the space race to Russia has been hard for NASA, but it is proving especially hard for American astronaut Dan Burbank, who hitched a ride on a Russian rocket to the International Space Station. “They’re just being jerks,” remarked a saddened Burbank, speaking from [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 27, 2011 (WSFB) – Boyfriend Has A Drinking And Smoking Problem.
My boyfriend and I have been together off and on for well over a year. Before we started dating he went to rehab and once he got out and we got together, he continued drinking and smoking. It was ALWAYS been [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Perhaps you’ve seen the face of Jesus on a tortilla or in a painting of Christ. Maybe it was tears of blood leaking from the eyes of the Virgin Mary in statue form.
Either way, there are countless anomalies and aberrations associated with Christianity that you’ve at least heard of, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 22, 2011 (WSFB) – They say that knowledge is power and that its better to be wise than lucky. We couldn’t agree more, especially when it comes to the knowledge of where your ex-girlfriend is at all times.
Maybe you dumped her and she’s been stalking you. Perhaps she broke up with you [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 21, 2011 (WSFB) – A Highland Park man who only fills his dog’s water dish with filtered water has begun filling his toilet’s reservoir with filtered water as well. This after an apparent epiphany that the dog drinks from the commode.
“It’s nothing but the best for Keven,” said Byron Dell, who [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 20, 2011 – My Boyfriend Said “I Love You” To Another Girl
My boyfriend and I have been together for 4 years, with the exception for a 3 month period when we broke up. He later confessed that during this time he dated another woman and slept with her, and even told [...]

HOLLYWOOD, California, December 19, 2011 (WSFB) – A new report released by the Associated Press found that every article written in the past year was about James Franco. “The findings speak for themselves,” said Peter Thornton, the lead statistician, “We thought there would be some articles about the Iraq war, the GOP race, or Libya, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 16, 2011 (WSFB) – Fans of the AMC drama The Walking Dead will get the shock of a lifetime next season as the story line begins to focus on, get this, Zombies.
“I can’t believe they are turning The Walking Dead into a show about zombies,” John Candy, president of The Walking [...]