AKRON, Ohio, November 30, 2011 (WSFB) – While it is now being reported worldwide that seven Amish in Ohio are under arrest for hate crime hair attacks, the WSFB has learned through the grapevine, literally, that Amish women are now shaving to show solidarity with the men-folk.
We decided to fly to Akron, Ohio, then rent [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 29, 2011 (WSFB) – Why do I get shot down by every woman I ask out?
I’m newly single, after a 5 year relationship, I have had the same job for 8 years, I own my own house, I don’t do drugs, I drink moderately, I have no children, I consider myself [...]
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas, November 28, 2011 (WSFB) – To counteract the bad publicity of violence at its stores during last week’s Black Friday sales, Arkansas-based Walmart has started carrying Pepper Spray so it’s shoppers can protect themselves from Walmart shoppers.
“Bitches get crazy,” said Walmart spokeswoman Loquisha Rockefellatio. ”An Xbox game that usually sells for $60 goes [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Here’s another quick one for you on this Thanksgiving weekend.
There’ll be no politics, no screaming from upon high about bike riders, no awkward sexual advances at Keira Knightley, and no riffing about the mayor.
I want you to think about what you have, all that you’ve earned, and [...]
ATLANTA, Georgia, November 25, 2011 (WSFB) – In a move to update its business practices yet not piss off its Christian-oriented base, fast food chicken monster Chik-Fil-A is going to open it’s doors on Sundays, yet close on Fridays.
Chik-Fil-A has been closed on Sundays since they opened their doors, a practice founded in the Christian beliefs [...]
DALLAS, Texas, November 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Many fans are aware of new rules that are being enforced in the NFL this season, but no one seems to have a handle on them all.
Most are aware that kickoffs have been moved from the 30-yard line to the 35, stricter rules for roughing the passer are [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2011 (WSFB) – An 84 year-old patron lodged an official complaint against a server who he claimed pepper sprayed his seafood omelette at Salty’s on Alki during a recent Sunday brunch.
The WSFB spoke to the alleged victim, Alvin Eggjakoku, who asked that we do not use his name. He complained [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 22, 2011 (WSFB) – Whenever A Guy Likes Me, I Freak Out And Lose Interest.
I’m 26 and totally ready to settle down. I’d love to get married and have a kid. Why is it that whenever a guy likes me, I get freaked out? Even if I was initially attracted to [...]
HOLLYWOOD, California, November 21, 2011 (WSFB) - After Brett Ratner resigned from hosting The Academy Awards due to outrage over his alleged anti-gay remarks, AMPAS (the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences) decided to make things simpler by just letting GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) host the Oscars.
“We could look for another producer [...]
BLAINE, Washington, November 18, 2011 (WSFB) - Bored by the Penn State scandal and the GOP race, the United States leaned over and asked Canada how it was doing. Canada apparently had much to tell the U.S., but was so shocked by the attention that it merely mumbled, “Nothing.”
Canada and the U.S. haven’t spoken for ages, but according to [...]
