WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 31, 2011 (WSFB) – You know how this works. You’re deep into REM sleep at 3:00 in the AM and you’re just about to tag one of the Olsen sisters when BAM, a fire engine’s siren wakes you on its way to some scene that is not that important to you, [...]
SEATTLE, Washington, October 28, 2011 (WSFB) – Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn announced today the formation of a committee to determine which lucky Seattle neighborhood would be regraded next. “Ever since the successful Denny Regrade,” he said, “We’ve seen that flattening a hill can be a real boon to the city. It changes the landscape, the [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2011 (WSFB) – As we march forth to November 8th, you should have already gotten your registered voter’s ballot in the mail and it should be sitting somewhere in your home collecting dust on your record player.
Just as it should…
To get it out of the way, if you DIDN’T know, [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2011 (WSFB) – The WSFB has just learned through a search of city documents that a new insurance agency plans to set up shop on North Admiral. They are a conglomerate with an unusual name, “Bent Armchair State Farm Agents”.
The WSFB was able to reach a State Farm area representative [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 26, 2011 (WSFB) – When you’re in the need for current news that’s on target and smells like fresh grass clippings on a summer weekend morning, you know who to turn to.
Not the West Seattle Funblog. We tell dick jokes.
No, it’s that other blog that everyone creams over that secretly/openly has [...]
West Seattle, Washington, October 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Johnny Depp has signed on to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the next of the Disney backed Pirates films “Pirates of the Caribbean 5: On Raping Tides.” However, on the heels of Hugh Jackman’s blockbuster robot fighting film “Real Steel”, Depp’s character will find [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Girl Says She’s Not Ready For Anything Serious Yet.
A girl told me she’s not ready for anything serious because of her recent breakup. Should I ever text or call her again or just leave it alone?
Bouncer:
Why would you call or text her again? She just blew you [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Long-time West Seattle resident and musician of note Edward Louis Severson III, or “Eddie Vedder” as he prefers, has been hounding the West Seattle Funblog like a hungry paparazzi for an interview, but has been denied.
“As we began establishing our blog, we thought it would be fun [...]
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By Patty Seazle
Capricorn: (Dec 22-Jan 19)
A day that we celebrate death and dismemberment! You love the queasy movies this time of year, and were first in line when “Saw VI” came out. It is now a jigsaw franchise, thanks to fans like yourself. The last scary movie that I saw was “The Birds”, and [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2011 (WSFB) – The long-standing human occupation of nature conjures images of habitat destruction and sad scenes such as those depicted in the 1993 animated classic, Once Upon a Forest.
However, recent studies paint an entirely different picture; one of adaptive urban species and reproductive prosperity.
The infamous Coyotes of West Seattle [...]
