WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 30, 2011 (WSFB) – In crime news, the West Seattle Police Department is seeking the assistance of our fair residents in apprehending a serial robber.
Says Lieutenant Jurgen Koorgstad, “Our suspect has been robbing people for some time now. His M.O. is well documented. He does NOT carry a weapon but uses [...]
WASHINGTON, D.C., September 29, 2011 (WSFB) – In response to The Onion’s satirical article about members of Congress taking schoolchildren hostage for a $12 trillion ransom, members of the Federal Communications Commission’s elite S.W.A.T. unit stormed Onion headquarters and shut down its website.
“There’s no place for humor on Capitol Hill,” said Lieutenant Kevin Johnson, commanding [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2011 (WSFB) – I leave the City for five goddamn minutes and there’s a house explosion, a mysterious plague that sweeps south Seattle, and the President shows up.
Goddamn great.
I have returned from the grave to deliver exciting news about the 2012 election – NOTHING’S CHANGED!!!
Yes, there’s been a lot [...]
PUYALLUP, Washington, September 28, 2011 (WSFB) – The Puyallup Fair came to a close this past weekend just as the storms rolled in. But there was another storm already lurking at the Fair, dark and hateful, even on days sunny and hot.
The storm had a name and its name was Racism.
Millie is a two-year old [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 27, 2011 (WSFB) – So upset that my best friend is being used by a player that it makes me cry.
My best friend has been dating this guy that I hate. He’s a known player and has slept with god knows how many girls; they both just turned 18 in June [...]
PHILADLELPHIA, Pennsylvania, September 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Racism found its way into professional sports for the second time in four days on Sunday with an incident at Lincoln Financial Center, home of the NFL’s Philadelphia Eagles.
Eli Manning, the white quarterback of the New York Giants, was the target of a violent barrage of saltine crackers [...]
Former Midnight Idols seek YOUR help naming band!
To date, former Idols Russ and Dan have considered a number of names, none of which has stuck. Out of frustration, the emerging band is turning to metal fans and WSFB for the assist.
The musical style is more or less the same as the Idols’ mixture of classic [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 21, 2011 (WSFB) – (Lothario Manning is a West Seattle Funblog intern from Sicily.)
“I Do Not Understand Your Toilet.”
This issa you Italian title translated inna you English. But issa true. You toilet issa very confuse.
Inna you Sicily, whenna you have to make-a the water, you open you pants inna you street [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 20, 2011 (WSFB) – Girlfriend Wants To Stay Over At Other Guys’ Places.
My girlfriend keeps wanting me to be ok with her sleeping over at other men’s houses. She tells me there is nothing that will happen and often it’s just a bunch of her female friends sleeping over with her [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 19, 2011 (WSFB) – Friday marked the first West Seattle Funblog Facebook contest.
We here at the Funblog spent hours deciding how best to give back to our loyal constituents and, after several rounds and little progress, we opted for this format. At least for the first round.
Funblog contests require skills of [...]
