February 2009 – Luigi Linguini thinks to himself “fuck all this bullshit”
May 2009 – www.westseattlefublog.com launches
June 2009 – There are an estimated 10 Funbloggers in West Seattle, and they like to party
March 2010 – A massive DDOS assault on the Funblog occurs, nobody notices
April 2010 – Funbloggers write some shit and some folks in Austin [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2011 (WSFB) – My Boyfriend Never Compliments Me.
I’ve been dating this guy for 3 months and I can say he has only complimented me twice once he said I looked nice and the other time was when he mentioned my lasagna was bomb. Not to be conceited but I have [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 29, 2011 (WSFB) – A new phenomenon has reared its head in West Seattle: Drag Racing.
High speed? Check.
High adrenaline? Check.
High heels? Uhhhhhhhh, check?
The terrain of West Seattle has been deemed conducive to this new sport in which male contestants don dresses, skirts, blouses, nylons, and heels for Cross-Country Drag Racing. This is not your [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 26, 2011 (WSFB) – There used to be a time in this great country of ours when rubber companies made one thing. Tires.
Oh, and rubbers. Two things.
The people at Trojan have branched off into the vibrator world with their new Trojan Vibrations Vibrating Tri-phoria. And apparently, it will blow your hair [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 25, 2011 (WSFB) – This town is full of push around pansies, and you know it.
So what did I do for this interview?
Yes, I still interview real people, no matter how fake some people may make these seem…
I spoke with the one last bastion of Truth that I could turn to [...]
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Boyfriend Is Always Late To Everything
My boyfriend is always late to things we have planned. Not just 15 minutes late, but often an hour or more. What can I do to make him more punctual?
Bouncer:
I think we all know people like this. One of the bouncers [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 22, 2011 (WSFB) – Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) is very real and it afflicts thousands of women, some of them right here in West Seattle. Victims of PSAS suffer up to 300 orgasms per day.
Forni Vigeland of Arbor Heights suffers from PSAS and is constantly in a state of arousal. But [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 19, 2011 (WSFB) – As prophesied in The Book of Revelation more than two millennium ago, blood has begun it’s slow trickle down the left shin of an innocent in what is heralded as the worst pellet gun related crime spree in West Seattle’s long and honored history.
On the morning of [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 19, 2011 (WSFB) – So fuckin’-a, the boss asked me to interview an honest-to-goodness, motherfucking rock-star!! It was so fucking cool motherfuckers!
Paco Jones, friend of the Funblog and fucking local rock-star, who just happens to be so fuckin’ good lookin’ it’s hard to be in the same room with him, is [...]
