Archive for ‘July, 2011’
Written by ezb
Local
Jul 30, 2011
White Center, Washington, July 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Congratulations to Big Al Brewing in West Seattle for turning 3 years old! They are having a party tonight to celebrate, with the Georgetown Orbits blasting some ska music, so come out and show your support. Big Al’s was the cornerstone of the social gatherings that helped [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Jul 29, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 29, 2011 (WSFB) - This past week on the Funblog has dealt with poopless pets, some femme guy in a boat, life-saving canine services, some nasty local blogger dude, homeless donations, an interview gone WAY WRONG at the market, Boehners, and a piece of badly toasted bread from the ’70’s.
Be sure to [...]
Written by ezb
Local
Jul 29, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 29, 2011 (WSFB) - The day started off like any other. It was last Saturday. I woke up and found myself thinking “holy shit I’m hungover!” Then I went downstairs and thought “holy shit I need some coffee.” Then I took my coffee and opened CNN.com on my computer and exclaimed [...]
Written by Jonah Gabriel Stonewater
Local
Jul 28, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 28, 2011 (WSFB) – Once again children, gather ‘round as I spin you a tale of how we get to reap the whirlwind.
I’m really tired, have not eaten this week, and have been sustained by uppers and uppers alone. This will be a short rant, children.
Yes, there is a Government budget [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Jul 27, 2011
SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2011 (WSFB) – Summer weather, if you can call it that, has once again brought tourists by the planeload to the Pacific Northwest. At any given moment, half of them can be found at Pike Place Market.
Since the Funblog coffers are nearly empty, we couldn’t exactly greet them with our usual [...]
Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde
Advice
Jul 26, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 26, 2011 (WSFB) – My Boyfriend Gets Really Mad At Me When I Give Money To Homeless People.
My boyfriend gets really mad at me when I give money to people homeless people. I’m kind of sick of him giving me shit about it. Is this a sign that he’s not the [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Local
Jul 25, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2011 (WSFB) – West Seattle generates more than 870 metric tons of compressed household waste each day, and activists predict 23% of the waste consists of recyclable material such as clothing.
So, why so much waste in such an environmentally conscious region?
The answer may surprise you: fashion.
With the dramatic shift away [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Classifieds
Jul 25, 2011
Did you hear about the family in Atlanta who had a backyard BBQ around their swimming pool? One of the children started to drown; prompting a lively discussion among the adults which resulted in the consensus that no one knew how to swim.
Fortunately, Leonard Pope, a locked-out NFL tight end with the Kansas City Chiefs [...]
Written by ezb
Sports
Jul 25, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Listen up everyone. You probably have never heard of canoe dancing. Until I was told I had to write about it I hadn’t either. I guess it was featured on the Colbert Report. Should it be an Olympic Sport? Sure, why not. Please don’t ask me to [...]
Written by luigilinguini
National
Jul 24, 2011
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas, July 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Clem Dennison was strolling near East End Park in Little Rock when he stepped in a fresh pile of dog poop someone didn’t bother to pick up. Not only did Dennison soil his sole, he slipped and fell, breaking a hip in the process.
68-year old Dennison successfully [...]