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‘Tuba Man’ Slayer Strikes Again!

‘Tuba Man’ Slayer Strikes Again!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Oh boy children! Come gather ’round while I tell you about how much the justice system doesn’t work!
A long time ago, there used to be a great man called The Tuba Man. He was very kind, and very special to many of us. Everywhere The Tuba Man [...]

Area YMCA Features New Cardio Machines, Same Old Balls

Area YMCA Features New Cardio Machines, Same Old Balls

BELLINGHAM, Washington, June 29, 2011 (WSFB) – I recently joined the local YMCA after relocating from the big city.  The rates are reasonable, and the location is great. I can walk there from my apartment, and I enjoy the opportunity to mingle among the common vagrants who populate the alleys and street corners I pass [...]

Introducing Charlie Sunrise

Introducing Charlie Sunrise

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 29, 2011 - Not too long ago, a man pulled up outside Funblog Headquarters in a U-Haul van, parked, and entered the lobby.
“I’m Charlie Sunrise, and I’d like to drop off my resume’ and a sample of my work. I’m moving to Bellingham in 5 minutes, so if you don’t already [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Paging Mr. Johnson

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Paging Mr. Johnson

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 28, 2011 (WSFB) – This week’s question: My buddy is being used by a girl who just leads him on…
A buddy of mine has a crush on this girl we know, but she is dating someone else. Her boyfriend works alot and she spends alot of time hanging out with us, which [...]

Burning Nuclear Plant Floats Away Down Flooded Missouri River

Burning Nuclear Plant Floats Away Down Flooded Missouri River

Nuclear material equal to thousands of Hiroshima bombs is currently floating down the Missouri river on a flaming raft made of balloons and nuclear power plants.

Palin Teabags McCain For “One Nation”

Palin Teabags McCain For “One Nation”

WASHINGTON, D.C., June 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Sarah Palin’s “One Nation” Bus Tour made another stop in Washington D.C. this week, this time in an effort to make nice-nice with Republican Senator and 2008 Presidential nominee, John McCain.
Palin’s apparent intention? To invite the senior Senator from Arizona to a Teabag party… and she’s pouring!
“Senator McCain [...]

OPEC Can Suck Our Huge American Penis

OPEC Can Suck Our Huge American Penis

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Let’s set the record straight: OPEC is a foreign organization that holds the entire world – including the United States – hostage by sitting atop one of the largest deposits of crude oil on the globe, and pandering to the highest bidder.
Until about twenty years ago, the [...]

Smmmmmmmmmokin’!

Smmmmmmmmmokin’!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Not much in the news to report this week… only two things have really jumped out at me – which in this case isn’t saying much.
First off, we got another big shot trying to legalize pot in Washington, former US Attorney John McKay has joined the ranks [...]

Zipper Down, Weiner Needs Closure

Zipper Down, Weiner Needs Closure

The West Seattle Funblog has obtained an exclusive interview with Rep. Anthony Weiner and hopes to finally put this story, and its accompanying plethora of dick jokes, to bed.
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We’ve all followed the trials and tribs of Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY).
We’ve watched his public defleecing and laid an [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Rubbers, She Wrote

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Rubbers, She Wrote

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 21, 2011 (WSFB) – This week’s question: Is the guy I am dating leaving his condom wrappers around to mark his territory?
I’ve been casually dating a guy who usually comes over to my place for sex. I live alone and I’m not seeing anyone else, but it bothers me that he keeps [...]

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