Archive for ‘June, 2011’
Written by Jonah Gabriel Stonewater
Local
Jun 30, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Oh boy children! Come gather ’round while I tell you about how much the justice system doesn’t work!
A long time ago, there used to be a great man called The Tuba Man. He was very kind, and very special to many of us. Everywhere The Tuba Man [...]
Written by Charlie Sunrise
Local
Jun 29, 2011
BELLINGHAM, Washington, June 29, 2011 (WSFB) – I recently joined the local YMCA after relocating from the big city. The rates are reasonable, and the location is great. I can walk there from my apartment, and I enjoy the opportunity to mingle among the common vagrants who populate the alleys and street corners I pass [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Jun 29, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 29, 2011 - Not too long ago, a man pulled up outside Funblog Headquarters in a U-Haul van, parked, and entered the lobby.
“I’m Charlie Sunrise, and I’d like to drop off my resume’ and a sample of my work. I’m moving to Bellingham in 5 minutes, so if you don’t already [...]
Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde
Advice
Jun 28, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 28, 2011 (WSFB) – This week’s question: My buddy is being used by a girl who just leads him on…
A buddy of mine has a crush on this girl we know, but she is dating someone else. Her boyfriend works alot and she spends alot of time hanging out with us, which [...]
Written by gurn
National
Jun 26, 2011
Nuclear material equal to thousands of Hiroshima bombs is currently floating down the Missouri river on a flaming raft made of balloons and nuclear power plants.
Written by Pete Seazle
National
Jun 24, 2011
WASHINGTON, D.C., June 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Sarah Palin’s “One Nation” Bus Tour made another stop in Washington D.C. this week, this time in an effort to make nice-nice with Republican Senator and 2008 Presidential nominee, John McCain.
Palin’s apparent intention? To invite the senior Senator from Arizona to a Teabag party… and she’s pouring!
“Senator McCain [...]
Written by luigilinguini
International
Jun 23, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Let’s set the record straight: OPEC is a foreign organization that holds the entire world – including the United States – hostage by sitting atop one of the largest deposits of crude oil on the globe, and pandering to the highest bidder.
Until about twenty years ago, the [...]
Written by Jonah Gabriel Stonewater
Local
Jun 23, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Not much in the news to report this week… only two things have really jumped out at me – which in this case isn’t saying much.
First off, we got another big shot trying to legalize pot in Washington, former US Attorney John McKay has joined the ranks [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
National
Jun 22, 2011
The West Seattle Funblog has obtained an exclusive interview with Rep. Anthony Weiner and hopes to finally put this story, and its accompanying plethora of dick jokes, to bed.
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We’ve all followed the trials and tribs of Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY).
We’ve watched his public defleecing and laid an [...]
Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde
Advice
Jun 21, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 21, 2011 (WSFB) – This week’s question: Is the guy I am dating leaving his condom wrappers around to mark his territory?
I’ve been casually dating a guy who usually comes over to my place for sex. I live alone and I’m not seeing anyone else, but it bothers me that he keeps [...]