WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 31, 2011 (WSFB) – Issa “Return of the Dick Joke Week” here atta you West Seattle Funblog, our return to the roots of what made you love you West Seattle Funblog in the first place.
We haven’t forgotten you dick joke, no. She issa always onna our mind, verrrr nice! But all [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 31, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
This week, we here at [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 27, 2011 (WSFB) - With the weather floundering in and out of shit of late, rainbows have been spotted from Alki Beach to White Center. Beautiful hues of red, yellow, green, blue, and purple slice the gray sky open with a rich, colorful sword revealing a swath of blue sky and a [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 26, 2011 (WSFB) - Oh Canada; you once again help prove my theory that women are batshit psycho hose beasts. Well, at least the ones that don’t take their husband’s last name and either just greedily keep their own or put in the ever pretentious hyphen.
Recently, this nutjob called Kathy Witterick, and [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 26, 2011 (WSFB) - There seems to have been a little language barrier thing happening with Lothario when he ran he Shorta Shorts and Tuba Tops piece yesterday.
But we here at your West Seattle Funblog are entrepreneurs and saw a golden opportunity.
Introducing the Lothario Manning Tube Top!
This garment says “West Seattle Pride” [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Back home inna Palermo, Sicily, we would eagerly await the coming offa the summer. The sun would warm the sand onna the beach anna the people would flock inna they summertime, low-cut sexy clothes! Issa verrrr nice!
West Seattle issa like Sicily inna much the same way. The heart of [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 24, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
How important is a [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 23, 2011 (WSFB) – So y’all mighta seen my classified ad that ran here on the Funblog last week. What did it get me?
Well it certainly didn’t get me a little gotdamn sump’n sump’n to tide me over until I get hitched again!
Well that’s all peaches and cream and creamy peach-eaters [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 20, 20121 (WSFB) - Ok, so some douche from New York says the world is gonna end tomorrow and some other douche gave all his money away because he believed that first douche and then a whole bunch of “news” douches told the rest of us all about it.
Now, I have dealt [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 20, 2011 (WSFB) – Hello, I’m Pioneer Ted. I’m new here at WSFB and this is my story.
I was born in Cherry Grove, Illinois in 1818, and I fucking hated that shit-hole town. Not one goddamned cherry tree in the whole place. Anyway I found out that the dickheads Denny were [...]
