WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 29, 2011 (WSFB) – May 14th is the annual West Seattle Community Garage Sale Day, and as Ron Burgandy would say, it’s “kind of a big deal”.
The West Seattle Garage Sale provides people mostly with an opportunity to dig around in other peoples shit.  People also  love finding bargains, and other [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 28, 2011 (WSFB) – Normally I’m not the first to make a “Your Mom” joke so early off as to put one in the title, but this was staring at me in the face flicking its privates. Just like Your Mom. Zing.
I can see a lot more of the city right [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 27, 2011 (WSFB) – Saturday’s high of 66° in metropolitan Seattle was an excellent teaser of great things to come weather-wise. Many of you spent the day planting fruits and vegetables. Yep, there will be homegrown edibles sometime later this summer, but you can enjoy the bounties of locally grown fruits [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 26, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
This particular question hits home [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 25, 2011 (WSFB) – In addition to the city of Seattle being designated one of the whitest cities in America (#5), the U.S. Census Bureau’s recent report showed that Burien is clearly less Hispanic than Mexico.
The urban populace of Seattle rang in at 66% “Non-Hispanic Caucasian” as self-categorized by local residents during [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Easter Bunny Day is this Sunday, and we at the West Seattle Funblog want you to remember that not only is it a day to celebrate the resurrection of the Easter Bunny, but it’s also a day to find magical fucking chocolate in plastic eggs.
Easter Bunny Day [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 22, 2011 (WSFB) – Following the lead of NBA Commissioner David Stern, The Seattle Business Guild (SBG) has appointed former Sonics / current Oklahoma City Thunder owner Clay Bennett as the head of its Business Relocation Division (BRD).
And it’s already starting to hit the fan. First on the chopping block: Starbucks.
This [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 21, 2011 (WSFB) – So we thought we’d try something new here at the ol’ Funblog. In an effort to instill a little discipline amongst the writers, we thought perhaps setting a deadline and word count would do the trick. I personally told Jonah Gabriel Stonewater that his article should be [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 20, 2011 (WSFB) – In honor of 4/20, the Bouncer from Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde has submitted this informative piece of journalism. One can only hope that his facts are correct and this post is true. ~ Pete Seazle
Coinstar Inc, the owner and operator of the popular redbox Movie [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 20, 2011 (WSFB) – So there I was, doing my normal ‘wake-up-with-a-cramp-because-I-fell-asleep-on-the-Wild-Turkey-again’ morning routine, when a colleague of mine gives me the look that tells me I won’t live past thirty. I shrug and say, “Well it’s five o’clock somewhere.” My rather stoned friend takes (what I find out to be [...]