Archive for ‘March, 2011’
Written by Jonah Gabriel Stonewater
Local
Mar 31, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 31, 2011 (WSFB) - The apparent hubbub these days with our nation’s youth is the scourge and terror of ADD and ADHD. There are always adverts on the television, radio and in the doctor’s office about warning signs, how it is detrimental to your child’s learning ability, and so on… is this [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Mar 30, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Minuscule bits of radioactive sunshine have been dousing West Seattle of late. Small shards here and smaller slivers there have graced our winter souls. They’re but foreshadowing of the Spring and Summer to come.
The Ides of March opens the door to the return of one of West Seattle’s [...]
Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde
Advice
Mar 29, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 29, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
And this week’s featured question:
Is [...]
Written by ezb
Local
Mar 28, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 28, 2011 (WSFB) – Welcome to Crime N’ Shit, I’m EZB, here’s the crime n’ shit.
A fight broke out at a West Seattle Bar early Sunday morning, and spilled out into the street on California Ave. Nobody was hurt though as both men were from the North Admiral District and the [...]
Written by Lothario Manning
Local
Mar 25, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 25, 2011 (WSFB) – There’s a time anna place for everything, no? That’s whatta the smart people say.
Japan, poor poor Japan, wassa fucked by many a-many thing. She see-a earthquaker with the funny hat anna oatmeal. She see-a big waves, waves a-much too bigga for the surfing board! She see atom [...]
Written by Jonah Gabriel Stonewater
Local
Mar 24, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 24, 2010 (WSFB) – As of Monday the 21st, the 2012 race for the White House (for me at least) had officially begun. It all begins with former Republican governor Tim Pawlenty from Minnesota and his release of a video on Facebook saying, “We, the people of the United States, will [...]
Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde
Advice
Mar 22, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
And this week’s featured question:
I [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Local
Mar 21, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 21, 2011 (WSFB) -Capturing a compelling moment via photograph isn’t as easy as it looks, as it requires having the right frame of mind ready to go at a moment’s notice not to mention being at the right place at the right time.
Photojournalist Steve Shay makes the process look easy despite [...]
Written by ezb
Local
Mar 21, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 21, 2011 (WSFB) – Today the West Seattle Funblog welcomes a new sponsor, Spaghetti Jesus.
Spaghetti Jesus is the creation of Mary Mallory of West Seattle, and the sometimes cruel, sometimes kind deity known simply as God. Mary had planned on cooking a spaghetti dinner last week, but after pulling the dish [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Local
Mar 19, 2011
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 19, 2011 (WSFB) – A local man filed preliminary legal paperwork with the West Seattle District Court on Friday requesting a legal termination of relationship and subsequent responsibilities between him and his colon.
Citing documented medical evidence that his colon is “out to get him”, the man believes the only option [...]