WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Hello, West Seattle people, you are! You are so beautiful, this I know! I love you so much!
I am Lothario Manning and I work here. I’m still not to be exactly sure what my job, she’s a-gonna be.  But the pay, she sucks and I sleep in [...]

West Seattle, Washington, February 25, 2010 (WSFB) – The Stranger, Seattle’s self proclaimed “Only Newspaper”, plans to close its  doors after 20 years of operations Friday.  The news came as a shock to the hipsters who still read The Stranger on a regular basis.
The Stranger’s inability to stop running outdated and tired columns such as [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2011 (WSFB) – In the wake of Seattle’s deteriorating trust between law enforcement and its citizens since the tragic fatal shooting of woodcarver John T. Williams, some Seattle City Council members want to adopt a plan currently being tested with the Cincinnati, San Diego, and San Jose police forces.
They are [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Okay, I admit it. the other day I violently stumbled into the State of the City speech by our own local beard, Mike McGinn.
I catch it about half way through (at least I HOPE it was half way through…) and he’s discussing the whole Fustercluck about mass [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 21, 2010 (WSFB) – West Seattle teenager Sarah Johnson always knew she could sing, and the views of a few people who know what they are talking about won’t dissuade her from pursuing her dream.
Johnson recently auditioned for American Idol, and was rejected by the judges for being “really tone deaf [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde, the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
And this week’s featured question:
In [...]

TUKWILA, Washington, February 21, 2011 (WSFB) – The Superbowl is but a memory. Green Bay and Pittsburgh pounded their way through the season to meet and culminate the 2010 season in a Packer’s victory. And now it’s done.
After 24 weekends of pro football, American men find themselves with a dilemma.  Sundays are now completely free [...]

West Seattle, Washington, February 21, 2010 (WSFB) –  A Tiger Mom has been spotted in West Seattle, and villagers are fearful that an attack is imminent.  The Tiger Mom was last seen at the Alaskan Junction QFC with two cubs.  She was yelling at the cubs for not being able to calculate the tax on [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 18, 2011 (WSFB) – In the Actually True department, Animal Aid and Rescue Foundation is hosting a fundraiser this weekend that is sure to rock your dogstrap!
Morgan Junction’s own Feedback Lounge is hosting Vinyl Coundown 3, a live Rock ‘n Roll Auction with all proceeds benefiting AARF. Come out this Sunday, [...]

SEATTLE, Washington, February 17, 2010 (WSFB) – Somewhere north of Queen Anne, the sun reflects and glistens off shiny new bits of metal attached to non-shiny old bits of metal and concrete.
The scene: the newly completed 9-foot-tall suicide prevention fence on the Aurora Bridge.
For $5 million, the city of Seattle is definitely getting its money’s [...]