Washington, January 31, 2011 (WSFB) – Everyone knows Tacoma is a filthy place, but few knew how much of an impact it would have on neighboring cities.   Earlier this week doctors informed the city of Seattle that it likely obtained Hepatitis C from sharing the Space Needle with the city of Tacoma.
“I kind of [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Dr. Antonio Cromartie: father of nine children with eight different women in six different states; NFL cornerback; scientist. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden common sense that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of  poor judgment alters his [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 28, 2011 (WSFB) – Thousands of irate protesters hit the streets of Mexico City today when new photos from NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope were recently released of the dramatic Sombrero Galaxy, located 28 million light-years from Earth. NASA’s Hubble website states, “This brilliant galaxy was named the ‘Sombrero’ because of its [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2011 (WSFB) –  Justin always thought he had great luck.  He was a good student, graduated with honors from a local college, and landed a great accounting job afterwards.  However, his luck changed with the growing popularity of teen sensation Justin Bieber, for his name was also…Justin Bieber.
“All growing up [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 26, 2011 (WSFB) – In science news, a local home-schooled scientist believes he has found evidence that members of the Grated Parmesan Cheese in a Green Can Industry (GPCIAGCI) is ripping you off. And you’re not going to like it.
Richárd Fromáge, said scientist, reports, “The newest fad in grated parmesan cheese [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, JANUARY 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Back in 1973 when filmmaker Woody Allen was funny (and when his future step-daughter-turned-wife Soon-Yi was 3 years old) he made the movie Sleeper which was set in the future. A highlight was the “orgasmatron”, a phone booth-sized cylinder that a couple, or single person, would enter [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 25, 2011 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog are honored to be working with a certain bouncer and a certain blonde who comprise the entire staff of Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde. We’ll be featuring one question per week, every Tuesday morning here on the Funblog.
And [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 24, 2011 (WSFB) – President Obama had a stern warning for Americans on Tuesday, telling them “You’re doing it wrong” and they need to “try harder.”
When reporters asked the President what specifically they were doing wrong and needed to try harder at doing, he looked them in the eye and said [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 21, 2011 (WSFB) –  A top UN investigator is being asked to step down from his appointment as lead investigator of black market nuclear materials because every time someone says the word ‘probe’ he can’t help but snicker.  The snickering has become an issue as many foreign heads of state see [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 21, 2011 (WSFB) – Local gut-bomb chain, Taco Time issued an apology on behalf of one of it’s franchises yesterday, stating “We had no idea this type of thing was going on in one of our locations”, referring to the weekly special. The franchise owner, who refused to be publicly identified, [...]