WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 30, 2010 (WSFB) – North Korea’s provocative bombing of South Korea’s Yeonpyeong Island, (pronounced South Ko-Re-ah’s Ye-On-Pye-Ong Eye-Land) on Nov. 23 has left few options for a strong response from the American-backed democracy of South Korea and its allies.
However, the WSFB has received an anonymous tip from Assistant Secretary for South [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 29, 2010 (WSFB) – In the wake of nationwide protests against the intrusive x-ray scans and body searches required before boarding an airplane by the Transportation Security Administration, or TSA, that organization decided to hire a team of kinder, gentler personnel.
The WSFB is in possession of an advanced press release issued [...]
AUSTIN, Texas, November 29, 2010 (WSFB) – Austin Funblog Writer and Staff Member, as well as Staff Enthusiast, Tony Cojones is celebrating a birthday today. It’s quite possible that, if not for a lovely woman of Asian decent, Tony would die old and alone, surrounded by hairless cats. This is not to be the case.
“Tony [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 26, 2010 (WSFB) – West Seattle scientists announced today that the largest Black Friday sale in the history of mankind has been located just beyond Pluto, and the deals are apparently out-fucking-standing. SETI radio antennas picked up a signal early this morning that was originally thought to be a message welcoming [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 24, 2010 (WSFB) – Hi there, long time no see. How are things? Oh…sorry to hear that. They do have medicine that can treat that now, don’t they? Anyways, we’re not here to talk about you we’re here to talk about us, and our stuff. Thanksgiving is tomorrow and if any [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 22, 2010 (WSFB) – The Arctic Blast that has just begun running amok over Western Washington provides an excellent opportunity for discussion about safety in cold weather.
Unfortunately, cold snaps such as this one leave many residents unaware of potentially dangerous actions. In an effort to stay warm, its not uncommon for [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 19, 2010 (WSFB) – GotDAMN it’s gettin’ cold up in herrrre! Summer’s gone, my friends, and I’m not completely sure that that Fall hasn’t fallen! Temperatures have dropped, winds have picked up, and piles of firewood that had been covered since spring are being picked at for combustion and warmth.
And quite [...]
LONDON, United Kingdom, November 18, 2010 (WSFB) – In an ever-expanding category of stupid businesses that have done well due to nothing but internet interest and exposure, genitalia-decorating-megacorp Vajazzle is launching it’s sister….er, brother site, Pajizzle… and counting on “exposure”.
Vajazzle specializes in decorations for a female’s pubic region. Gems and non-gems are affixed to the midsection to [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 17, 2010 (WSFB) – Brittany Wood-Moore works downtown at any desk you could find in any office in any building amongst our high-rises.
As a West Seattle resident, Wood-Moore typically hangs out in our neighborhood on her own time. So she takes advantage of being downtown by getting out and frequenting downtown businesses [...]
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