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Po-Po Dick-Do: No-No

Po-Po Dick-Do: No-No

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 29, 2010 (WSFB) - Healthier lifestyles are dominating the news and eating habits of Americans lately. This mentality is permeating the workforce with edicts that aim to encourage you to get your fat ass in shape. Your police departments are no different.
The new “Po-Po Dick-Do No-No” policy set forth by the Seattle [...]

Local Musician Unveils Exciting New Programs

Local Musician Unveils Exciting New Programs

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 29, 2010 (WSFB) – “Well, I spend a lot of time in bars,” says Cleetus Hartwood. “As a musician, I am in bars for work, for play, and let’s face it; often seeking the 21 gum salute!” And Hartwood is indeed to be saluted by his fellow musicians. For Hartwood has [...]

Sketch Released Of Suspect In Robbery Of Blind Man

Sketch Released Of Suspect In Robbery Of Blind Man

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 23, 2010 (WSFB) – West Seattle Police have released a sketch of the person suspected in robbing a blind man in Arbor Heights yesterday.
The suspect is described as a man, or a woman with a deep voice, likely either tall or short, and either white, black, brown or albino with possibly [...]

Cupcakes Spell Disaster

Cupcakes Spell Disaster

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 28, 2009 (WSFB) – Have you noticed? Cupcake stores, vendors and bumper stickers have been showing up at an alarming rate. Bloggers are taking up your valuable reading time blathering about the cupcake scene in major U.S. cities such as Atlanta and Washington DC. People wearing t-shirts with their favorite flavor [...]

Presidential Metamorphosis

Presidential Metamorphosis

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2010 (WSFB) –Life seems to be imitating art in the White House. Like the popular Hans Christian Andersen fable, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, President Obama’s inner circle of advisors, friends, and personal photographers have been keeping mum on a strange change in his appearance. He is beginning to look like [...]

Local Woman Claims City Ignoring Sewer Leak

Local Woman Claims City Ignoring Sewer Leak

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2010 (WSFB) – An Arbor Heights woman is a little perturbed with the City of Seattle’s Sewage Division. She claims there’s a leak near her home that makes her eyes water and the city is blatantly ignoring pleas for a remedy.
Alhaut Butterphasse lives on 35th Ave SW.
“Can you smell that? [...]

Classifieds: Balloon Security Camera For Sale

Classifieds: Balloon Security Camera For Sale

Do you leave for work every morning and instantly feel the dread of not knowing what your balloons are up to? Is the drive home a series of dreadful forward-thinking images of what doom lies ahead?
You need Balloon Cam!
The Balloon Cam XXI-XII will give you a rush of relief as you login to our secured [...]

Not Now! I’m Warning Skywalker!

Not Now! I’m Warning Skywalker!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 25, 2010 (WSFB) – In a bold move to not only acknowledge, but bring quick relief to many of the 5,500 homeless people in Seattle, the City has decided to treat those living on the streets who they deem schizophrenic. They will be distributing empty Bluetooth headphone “shells” to troubled people [...]

High Winds Provide Opportunity For Green Advocates To Justify Unsightly Wind Turbine Attached To Home

High Winds Provide Opportunity For Green Advocates To Justify Unsightly Wind Turbine Attached To Home

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2010 (WSFB) – Brisk winds blew through the Fauntleroy ferry dock area at the south end of Lincoln Park in West Seattle earlier this afternoon and for the first time ever, the monolithic helix-shaped vertical wind turbine attached to an area home turned.
The turbine generates electricity and passes the current [...]

Southwest Council Places Moratorium On Hair/Beauty Salons

Southwest Council Places Moratorium On Hair/Beauty Salons

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 15, 2009 (WSFB) – With nearly a hundred barber shops; hair/nail and beauty salons in West Seattle (almost two dozen on California Avenue alone), this is fertile ground for the $16 billion cosmetic products industry.
City planners would like to diversify our economic base to include other community-minded businesses such as check-cashing establishments, [...]

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