GOLDEN GARDENS CITY PARK, Washington, September 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Seattle Parks Department announced Friday they will be constructing and installing a municipal showering facility in Golden Gardens City Park.
The showering facility will be funded by a grant from Seattle Citizens for a Cleaner Seattle, whose mission is to “provide global opportunities for the local [...]
SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2010 (WSFB) – After a review panel recommended this past week that a new Dale Chihuly museum be built in the south Fun Forest area of Seattle Center, the world renowned artist attempted to one up himself with the release of his latest “piece”.
Chihuly, well known in Seattle but [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2010 (WSFB) – The eighty year old Aldrin claims copyright infringement. “Ongoing inappropriate use of the term ‘Moonwalk’ has impacted my marketability on the lecture circuit,” asserts the former astronaut. “The resulting heightened expectations that I will be dancing are not fair to either the audience or to myself… keep [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Jop Schouldegaard is just like the rest of us. He has a job, drives his car to work, pays his bills and taxes, doesn’t live an extravagant life, and enjoys pulling a few tubes after work. What Jop doesn’t like is getting so fucking high he can’t [...]
Dear JT,
I’ve missed your columns. Where have you been? I’ve been calling and writing and talking to myself. Nothing. My whole life is all messed up. I have no one to tell me what to do. Please come back. I need your help.
Lonesome Loser
Dear LL,
Fucking great. Another [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2011 (WSFB) – The dangerous Hyperlocal Blogitis virus (HBV) has spread throughout West Seattle over the past few weeks, and experts are worried that the majority of the population in the area might already be infected.
HBV, or blogitis, is a viral infection caused by repeated viewing of hyperlocal “news” blogs. [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 27, 2010 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Funblog just received word from an anonymous source that the root cause for the King County Water Taxi accident was not due to pilot error, but rather two overweight individuals attempting to recreate a famous scene from the blockbuster motion picture, Titanic with their [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 27, 2011 (WSFB) – Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed as Czar of Used Car Sales by President Barack Obama. The move comes as a surprise as Biden will be working essentially two jobs; Vice President of the country and as leading policy adviser on the used car sales market, [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 26, 2010 (WSFB) – We like you. That won’t change. We especially like you when we’ve been drinking.
We like to drink. We love to blog. We love to drink and blog. Funblogging is not a crime, and the only way they’ll get our Funblog is by prying it from our from [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2010 (WSFB) – You know you’re in West Seattle when you’re at the intersection of California and Alaska, all cars are stopped, and what appears to be an impromptu street fair erupts as pedestrians traverse all ways en route to their favorite and chic local businesses.
It’s these things unique to [...]
