WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Most turned out to see the Beck who has charted mega-hits such as Devil’s Haircut, Loser, and Where it’s at (2 Turntables and a Microphone). Still others came to see guitar god/innovator Jeff Beck (Yardbirds, Jeff Beck Group, Rod Stewart…). All were misled, and pissed off. A [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5:
“As much as I love cats, they’re regrettably little more than glorified vermin…. wild animals traipsing around in domesticated civvies. Bathe a cat or try to clip its toenails and you put your life in its paws.
On the flip side, four little bitty strips of Scotch tape have never been [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 27, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #8:
“Protesting en masse is an excellent means by which we, as free Americans, can express our disdain for government policy.
However, I highly recommend putting some thought into your choice of signs. They need to be thought out carefully for content and clarity. You can’t just take the path [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 26, 2010 (WSFB) – When urban cowboy, honorary Native American, and frontman for the Seattle-based cowboy outfit known as Brent Amaker and The Rodeo isn’t slaying virgins with his mighty dragon, he likes to spend time doing domestic things around the house.
He’s domesticated like that.
Today Brent is chilling with friends, learning [...]

For Sale: Car with unusually low mileage.
This royal blue 2007 Prius is a steal at $12,850. It doesn’t have a single door ding like most 4-year old vehicles. And with only 22 actual miles on the odometer, you know this baby is clean. This Prius comes with a limited 2-year, 50-mile bumper-to-bumper warranty. All-weather tires [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 25, 2010 (WSFB) – “Its too close,” says Luigi Linguini of the West Seattle Funblog. “I mean if  you look at the address bar, only one character is different… Obviously, I am a little concerned over what’s going on here.” Linguini’s comments are in reference to emerging news of a new [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – What.
The FUCK!!?
As a musician, I’m no stranger to various styles of music; I listen to many. And even though I’m not a fan of Top 40 or whatever the chart-toppers are called these days, I’m up enough on my pop culture to know who most popular artists [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – It’s been a long-held truth amongst West Seattle men that their women can become a little sensitive, even touchy, at times. But extensive research by a local West Seattle entity has given detailed, though speculative, insight into the phenomenon.
West Seattle Psychiatric Ward intern Kevin Johnson violated state [...]

Your Horoscope
By Patty Seazle
Capricorn: (Dec 22-Jan 19)
You’re waiting for the day that you can astound your friends with your cleverness. Don’t expect that day to come anytime soon. Romance, however, is in your future as long as you can afford the fee.
Aquarius: (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Aren’t you glad that decided to get knocked up [...]

Customers Wanted:
The new Na-Il Na-Il Nail Salon at Roxbury and 14th Ave SW now has custom nail graphic artist Lindsay Lohan on staff. She’s revamping her life and wants to take care of your nails, as well as those of Your Mom!
“I’m not quite ready to take on new customers yet, but that day is [...]