Archive for ‘July, 2010’
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Jul 30, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 30, 2010 (WSFB) – If you’ve spent any time on the road – hitchhiking, driving truck, driving drunk, fleeing from the law, or running from that crazy bitch back in Pocatello – you can relate to the gritty, raw sound that is Bullitt County.
Bassist for Bullitt County and Seattle music promoter, [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Opinion
Jul 30, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July XX, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #7:
“It’s important to remember that you have the right to remain silent. If you fail to use this right, anything you say or imply that you dig can and will be pressed against you firmly, to ensure that it makes you feel good and keeps you from remaining silent.
Please [...]
Written by Rusty Riggs
Local
Jul 29, 2010
TACOMA, Washington, Juwy 29, 2010 (WSFB) – Famed outdoorsman, avid huntah, and tewevision personawity Elmer Fudd was awwested Tuesday afternoon in his Piewce County mob0w estate.
A local phawmacist suspected iwwicit behaviow with the gwowing fwequency of Fudd’s Sudafed purchases and awerted the authowities to a possible mefwab opewation.
Fudd, a 68 year old former Saturday morning [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Jul 29, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 29, 2010 (WSFB) – Ahhhhh, summer. We’re balls-deep into it now and all the hard work you’ve been putting into your garden since Spring is starting to pay off.
Surely you have strawberries merrily bouncing off the ground because you can’t pick them fast enough.
And your peas most certainly have gotten fat [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Opinion
Jul 28, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 28, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #6:
“Unless it’s physically impossible, do not take the elevator to move up or down a single floor. Take the stairs. And try eating a salad sometime.”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
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Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Jul 26, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 26, 2010 (WSFB) – The Funblog keeps its finger on the pulse of Fun, and as such, we’re able to detect subtle changes in the physiology of the comprehensive Body of Fun. We’re like doctors, only different.
Sometimes we have to be told there’s something wrong with our patient. This is one [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Local
Jul 26, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 26, 2010, (WSFB) – West Seattle folks are creatures of habit. We shop at the same grocery stores, frequent the same bars, and get our hair cut by the same stylists. But sometimes changes occur which preclude a need to deviate from the norm.
Most grocery stores and bars are mainstays. You [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Opinion
Jul 25, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2010 (WSFB) – Facebook has permeated every aspect of human life across the globe and has become the mechanism through which people connect with new friends and reconnect with old ones.
Originally designed by Mark Zuckerberg as means for college folk to connect with one another, Facebook has blossomed into a [...]
Written by ezb
Advice
Jul 23, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
Mastodon33: Dr. Fun, what does it mean when you are bleeding from your ears? Is [...]
Written by Pete Seazle
Opinion
Jul 23, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 23, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5
“Why do the French riot with baseball bats?”
Baseball isn’t their national pastime. They don’t field a World Baseball Classic team. Their pro league is called Division E’lite and the team names are totally Canadian.
You can’t really use a baseball bat for anything other than baseball or crushing skulls.
And the [...]