WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 31, 2010 (WSFB) – Just because you’re the mother of an infant child doesn’t mean you can’t present yourself as the most smolderingly hot piece of action out for a walk.
Let’s face it. There’s something exceedingly sexy about a fertile new mom out for her morning stroller strut. They’re hot and [...]

How can you say that
She has a beautiful pair?
Which one don’t you like?

Dear WTF,
My friend is demonstrating violent tendencies and is in need of immediate sedation. How should I go about protecting her from herself and others w/out needles or padded cells?
Sincerely,
Scared
Jesus, Scared. I get told that at least once a day and you know what I say: “♪ come a little closer, now don’t be shy [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 31, 2010 (WSFB) – A new mom-’n-pop drugstore in the Arbor Heights neighborhood has a bone to pick with other drugstores. They sell condoms.
Jonas Flagstad is the owner of the new “Flagstad Farmacy” at the corner of 35th and Roxbury. Unlike most convenience stores, Flagstad and his wife Olah refuse to [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 30, 2010 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Funblog is a big supporter of the United States Military. We don’t care what your position on the war on terror is, but the troops are upstanding, red-white-and-blue blooded Americans through and through.
In the Funblog’s continuing spirit of giving and community service, we have [...]

Wanted: Single girls, age not important, (if you’re old enough to bleed, you’re old enough to breed) for fun play time. Must enjoy Barbies and all things pink and pretty.
About me: Very in touch with my feminine side. TV celebrity- have been on MSNBC’s “To Catch A Predator, Season 3” and “Intervention”. The right girl [...]

(Today brings us Part II of Cybil Stepford’s NYC Diet Series.  Please see link at bottom of this article to re-read Part I from last week.  Series Finale to post later this week!)
CEDAR PARK, Texas, March 29, 2010 (WSFB-AC) -
Day 3:
Weight lost: 1/4 lb.
Whoopdefreakindoo.
Woke up with the same headache I’ve had for the last few [...]

Dear WTFWJTD:
I am a mother of a teenager. Not being a conventional parent, I have been known to frequent local dives, have a few (ok 10) drinks and occasionally perform some bad karaoke and once in a while flash my boobs at the audience. But only once in a while. The problem is, this is a small town. Too [...]

Your Weekly Horoscope
- by Patty Seazle
Capricorn: (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Word from the bird is saying get rid of the duck-ass, and shoot for the jelly roll, otherwise you need to look into a new hip lid. You fracture me.
Aquarius: (Jan 20-Feb 18)
What’s buzzin’ cousin? Feeling like a fream? Don’t be a lame crumb, quit piling up [...]

For Sale: Decorative Bed.
This hand-carved bed is fit for a King, even more so if the King happens to be a Queen. Carved from antique bonewood, each of the four larger-than-life posts depict a sordid tale of getting tail. The headboard alone will inspire that someone special in your love life to “try something new [...]