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West Seattle to Host IBS Convention

West Seattle to Host IBS Convention

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Chalk another one up to West Seattle for its ability to draw conventions and those ever-important convention dollars right into the pockets of local businesses.
The West Seattle Center for Conventions and Trade Shows (WSCCTS) is hosting the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association’s 2010 annual show. This year, the [...]

WTFWJTD: Line Up For Spankings! (bitches)

WTFWJTD: Line Up For Spankings! (bitches)

Dear JT,
I have a very close friend that is having a birthday on Wednesday. I want to throw her a big ass party, but don’t think she’s the type that would go for it. Should I get her a box of cigars instead? Any other ideas?
Best,
Gifts Are Glorious?
Dearest G.A.G. (me),
I’m going to assume this question [...]

“PENIS” Magazine to Debut in West Seattle Stores

“PENIS” Magazine to Debut in West Seattle Stores

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2010 (WSFB) – Penis. What is it good for? Well, we can tell you several things that come to mind, but “absolutely nothin’” and “magazine for young couples with new children” typically do not.
Funstick Enterprises, the makers of “Cock and Bulls” (an agricultural magazine) and “Blowjob” (a publication geared towards [...]

Classifieds: Free To Good Home ~ Pet Frog

Classifieds: Free To Good Home ~ Pet Frog

I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least.
He’s quite fond of salami, knackwurst, bacon, and any pork [...]

WTFWJTD: Man’s Least Best Friend

WTFWJTD: Man’s Least Best Friend

Dear WTF,
I know as a dog owner that dog’s anal glands need to be expressed, but I refuse to do it. It’s gross. Should I try and get a boyfriend for the sole reason of exchanging sexual favors for doing that nasty chore for me?
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
How long have you been a straight female? Although it’s [...]

New Bar Takes Non-”Meat Market” Approach

New Bar Takes Non-”Meat Market” Approach

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2010 (WSFB) – Are you tired of the same old douchenozzles and cougars hitting on you every time you go to your favorite watering hole?
Can a single, hot-bodied girl or guy not have a drink in peace?
It seems the “meat market” flair of other regions of our fair city have [...]

The Meatballs So Right

The Meatballs So Right

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 07, 2010 (WSFB) – The meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, [...]

Love Boat / Fantasy Island Cast Members Indicted on Federal Drug Trafficking Charges

Love Boat / Fantasy Island Cast Members Indicted on Federal Drug Trafficking Charges

WASHTINGTON, D.C., March 4, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – After a thirty-year investigation by the DEA, arrests have been made to key members of the popular TV shows The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. The investigation has revealed that the popular back-to-back TV shows watched by every loser sitting at home on a Saturday night were in reality fronts [...]

WTFWJTD: Weight For It…

WTFWJTD:  Weight For It…

Dear JT,
I have a friend who has lost a TON of weight on some new diet. The diet involves eating 300 calories a day and injecting herself with saliva from elderly feral cats. I know it sounds kinda barbaric, and maybe even a little gross, but ….. she’s lost like 40lbs in a month and [...]

Dozens of People March to Protest Status Quo

Dozens of People March to Protest Status Quo

WASHTINGTON, DC. February 26, 2010 (WSFB-AC) –  Dozens of conservative protesters from across the country converged on the Capitol Sunday morning to demonstrate against everything as it currently stands. With the stimulus package staving off an epic economic depression but not rescuing the economy, two wars that are going neither better nor worse, and [...]

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