WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 12, 2010 (WSFB) – Don’t be taken in by the promise of a succulent and flavorful core. Don’t be lured by the culinary siren and drift toward the rocks of this delightful perennial thistle.
The truth is this fucking thing has the ability to kill you and everyone around you. Dead.
Let’s step [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 12, 2010 (WSFB) – As part of our ongoing community service, the West Seattle Funblog is bringing you this special report on a couple of suspicious looking characters we’re going to refer to as “those people“.
Early Thursday afternoon, those people were seen cavorting near mailboxes in the vicinity of 100th and [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 11, 2010 (WSFB) – The 34DDs are at it again. Last time it was the forum on amazing chest care, this time it’s “let’s tax that ass!”.
Wednesday night, the West Seattle 34DDs got together to discuss the budget shortfalls plaguing West Seattle and their affect on breast expansion in the region.
The [...]

WHITE CENTER, Washington, August 24, 2009 (WSFB) – What has been forever and a long time a vacant lot in the 9800 block of 14th Avenue SW will be going to the dogs soon. The worlds first WW I themed dog park is scheduled to open in late October.
Developer Diogenes Canine Fun has opened [...]

Dear JT,
I am unclear as to the origins of the phrase “he rubs me the wrong way”. Can you spread some lotion on the subject?
Curious
Dear Curious,
I’m not sure which he is rubbing you the wrong way, but you’d think he would know better. And no, I’d prefer not to do any spreading. My days on my knees [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 10, 2009 (WSFB) – In local news, White Center is experiencing growth as it cleans up its image and attracts new business.  The latest company to call this quiet burg home is WCCWC, The White Center Canned Water Company. The new processing plant and corporate headquarters campus is to be located [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 13, 2009 (WSFB) – Local residents Vjarn and Sajn Vanderjaap had no idea that their morning walk along the trails at Longfellow Creek would be anything out of the ordinary. That was until they stumbled upon a new park resident – a 650-pound adolescent male black bear.
“When we came up the [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 14, 2009 (WSFB) – Aramis.   I think that’s what it was.   It’s hard to be certain because I’ve only smelled a couple of drops of the stuff in any one sitting.   I’ve never experienced the approximate gallon you poured over your big stupid head prior to our chance [...]

Dear JT,
Where do animals go when they die? I always wonder about pet fish, roadkill, and those crazy-assed raccoons with the beady eyes.
Thanks,
Bad Fish Mom
Dear BFM,
Let’s see, pet fish go in the garden for fertilizer, birds and squirrels I generally throw in the garbage. Or do you mean their itty bitty souls, ‘cuz I really [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 09, 2010 (WSFB) – Funblogger Luigi Linguini, father of modern funblogging and super-consumer, figuratively passed away earlier today after suffering from a severe cold for the past 5 days.
Luigi’s bloglung collapsed at 3:42PM and he was pronounced dead in his bedroom at 3:43PM by his faithful German Shepherd Dog, Fenix.
Initial reports [...]