WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 30, 2009 (WSFB) – Jöp Bjørnhürdt didn’t know what he was getting into when he ordered the “lotsa tots” from the appetizer menu at his new local Hooters. The picture on the menu conjured dreams of a childhood fraught with delightful potato-based sides and corn dogs dancing around an open fire [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFB) – After months of deliberation, the members of an elite West Seattle based culinary group have settled on the Admiral District as the new home of the North Admiral Mesquite BBQ Lovers Association, or NAMBLA.
Formed in late 2008, the group consists of BBQ enthusiasts from around the greater [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Former Honduran President Manuel Zelaya has refused to remove his trademark Stetson hat as a form of protest against his removal from office by a coup masterminded by his country’s elites.
“They can take me away from my home, but they cannot have my hat” declares Zelaya. “There [...]
Dear WTF:
Valentines Day was this past week, which is one of the most dreaded days of the year for me. Why does the world insist on celebrating the annoying happiness of couples? I want to open fire on couples in love. What should I do?
Bitter
Dear Bitter,
By open fire on, I’m going to assume you mean [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 15, 2010 (WSFB) – You’re sitting around looking for stuff to do in West Seattle, but you’re either in a media shadow or you’re looking in the wrong place. Enter: The Funblog.
We’ve got all the stuff you’re looking for, baby. We got you covered.
Check this out: the Funblog Events and Funmanship [...]
In these tough economic times, even Olympic athletes are feeling the pinch. Most Olympic Teams need donations. They need funds to pay for proper uniforms.
As seen in this photo, Naoko and Helge, from the Synchronized Swimming Teams of Japan and Sweden, respectively, are merely wearing painted on uniforms. In their sport, this doesn’t float. You can’t go [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Thursday, August 14, 2009 (WSFB) – A growing phenomenon has the panties of several Alki residents in a bundle.
Off leash cats have been showing up in greater numbers along the waterfront. Initially fears of cat shit getting in the water and the unpleasant oder of cat piss permeating the salt air [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 31, 2009 (WSFB) – A peculiar story from Admiral Junction: A man was “attacked” outside a popular Asian / Karaoke Restaurant & Bar the other night by a “hat dude” that claimed he could reset the gentlemen’s back. The “victim” is not being identified at this time as it is uncertain [...]
Dear JT,
I have had a strong desire to key someone’s car lately. Mostly because I’m only getting older and it’s an experience I’ve yet to have. But since I’m not mad at anyone, I don’t know how to go about it. What are your takes on this?
Thanks,
Scratcher
Dear Scratcher,
What an excellent question. Mostly because I have [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 12, 2010 (WSFB) – Seattle is one giant park. You know it. I know it. Those people know it. It’s like a giant park wonderland out there and by God almighty we’re going to protect every square inch of it, even if we have to do some really bat shit crazy [...]
