WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Despite recent scientific advances the human race continues to gain significant ground in the epic twitter-battle currently underway on our Twitter page.
As of July 2009, TwitterPornBots had conquered actual humans in our twitter-realm in terms of followermanship. WSFB was the clear favorite among bots in and around [...]
Dear WTF:
Is it unethical to spike someone’s food with Viagra to get him interested in me?
Hungry for lovin’
Dear Hungry,
Absolutely. Not. Although, do you actually know any men who wouldn’t willingly take Viagra? Between the current street price and the number of über drunks in this crowd needing them, I would imagine they’re quite popular. And how [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 14, 2009 (WSFB) – October is not only the month that heralds the beginning of drinking season but also brings open season for local cyclists and pedestrians.
As noted on a local website, you’re likely to be held unaccountable in the event you critically injure or kill a cyclist or pedestrian while [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February, 17, 2010 (WSFB) – CNN, or Cable News Network, will soon be changing it’s name to the Anderson Cooper Network (ACN) due to the increased popularity of its primary anchor, Anderson Cooper. Along with the name change, the new ACN will shift coverage from world news events to stories only related [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 1, 2010 (WSFB) – An Alki man has been arrested for child trafficking after offering to trade one of his sons for an office chair.
“Panama” Sam Pritchard was taken into custody by the West Seattle Police Department last Wednesday after posting an ad on Craigslist offering the deal.
“We were tipped by [...]
Dear JT,
I keep seeing Facebook friends join a group saying they don’t want to pay a $3.99 monthly fee. I like FB as much as the next fucktard (w sea celebrity, for example), but I’m not really sure how I feel about being charged. If they allowed porn, it’d be a no-brainer. Are you going [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 17, 2010 (WSFB) – Some things in life are certain; the sun rises in the east, the sky is blue, our ocean’s are getting filthier by the day, dogs bark and at least one person from West Seattle will make the trip over Snoqualmie Pass to attend this year’s Sasquatch Music [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 05, 2009 (WSFB) – A local man has been fired from his job after tagging a photo of his own penis on Facebook which was then seen by his boss and coworkers, all of whom were his friends on the popular social networking site.
“I made a mistake,” says Thorne Henkelsten. “I’d [...]
Dear J.T.
I have come to the conclusion that I am not cut out to be a stay at home mom. Unfortunately, I’ve been a stay at home mom for the last 12 years, so I don’t really know if I have any marketable skills… unless you count sandwich making and fucking my husband.
I was wondering [...]
MILAN, Italy, November 12, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – In an obscure painting entitled “The Last Supper”, people are seeing more than just the apparently random portrayal of a bunch of guys eating dinner with Christ. Hundreds of people have reported seeing an image of the mournful face of Jesus within the painting of Christ.
The painting, by [...]
