WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 26, 2010 (WSFB) – On their band page, Tacoma Finish states that “they say that if you put a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, they’ll eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare. If you give four monkeys electric guitars, drums, and a couple of mics, you’ve created Tacoma [...]
For Sale: 1973 Bell Helicopter. Comes with Crazy-Assed, Coked-up Yanomamo Pilot with a Gourd on his Cock!
This vintage Bell Ranger J47 Helicopter is in excellent condition. Comes complete with Arriel 2B1 engine, Garmin electronics, tail boom, and one seriously fucked up indigenous South American pilot who’s been chewing coca leaves and shot-gunning Robitussin & Rum for three [...]
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My boyfriend wants to go out for seafood and I’m in the mood for a little Italian. He won’t even consider my choice and it seems like I’m the one who always has to give in. Every night we seem to get in a fight about the same stupid thing. I’m really [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 25, 2010 (WSFB) – In weather news, El Niño almost fucked up the Vancouver Olympics and is skewing our own West Seattle feel for what Mother Nature will bring. It also minimizes my ability to appropriately use that badass picture of a frozen car you see to the left.
Look, every year [...]
TOKYO, Japan, February 24, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – In an act to redeem himself and his family from shame, the President of Toyota recently committed hari-kari by driving a Prius. Akio Toyota has brought shame and disgrace to a once proud industry giant, but restored his honor in death by driving one of his company’s own [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2010 (WSFB) – With the recent report that Funblog Blogfather Luigi Linguini has been abducted by Al-Qaeda, the West Seattle Funblog has begun an effort to drink ourselves into a state of attack that will eventually lead to the rescue of Luigi.
In the meantime the League of Funbloggers, the secret [...]
Dear JT,
I have really had it with people that feel the need to text while they drive. I was coming up to an intersection the other day, and there was a woman sitting at the green light with her phone in her hand texting away. I honked and slammed on my brakes which [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2010 (WSFB) – This weekend’s post that the West Seattle Funblog was closing down for maintenance was the work of TERRORISM. That’s right: the bad guys. And it is totally UNTRUE.
Luigi Linguini, our fearless leader, was said to have stated that the Funblog was going down for maintenance, an oil [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 20, 2010 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Funblog will be closed for maintenance until further notice.
This blog has been running at high RPMs since late May 2009 and is in desperate need of an oil change and tune-up. Also an enema.
The Events and Funmanship page will continue to be updated thanks [...]
For Sale: One African Safari package for two. My wife and I were going to take our dream trip to Africa next Spring, but the bitch left me for the referee in our son’s football leaugue. Go see wild cats rip the lifeblood out of piece of shit zebras. Will sell half of package to [...]
