HOLLYWOOD, California, January 28, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – Hey. you all know me, but just to avoid the copyright and trademark cops I’m gonna go by a pseudonym. So let’s just say my name is Ben. But with a “K.” Got it? Cool.
So listen. I know everyone thinks being Ke … I mean “Ben” is awesome [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) – With snow in Phoenix, record cold snaps in the Midwest and massive flooding in normally sunny Southern California, West Seattle residents are feeling particularly screwed out of their normally unpredictable weather so far in 2010. Anger has even set in amongst some of the more dramatic individuals [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) - We’ve asked a few of the musicians playing in the upcoming benefit shows for their thoughts on Haiti. Memphis Radio Kings are playing the Moore Theater on Thursday. Front man Charlie Beck took the time to speak with us.
West Seattle Funblog: How has the tragedy in Haiti affected [...]
Dear JT:
I’ve been purchasing Compact Discs since 1985. However, I still don’t know how to open the fucking things. I really want to listen to that new band “Ratt” but I can’t get the damn thing open. Help!
Old Skool
Dear OS,
This is more of a people problem, fake advice column, not a “how to” resource. Thus [...]
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) - A recent run on alligator skin products has created a shortage of gator meat for restaurants up and down the West Coast. Gator meat is exclusively farm-raised in Louisiana for export around the country and Canada, Mexico, and particularly Scotland, where gator meat is believed to have a [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 15, 2009 (WSFB) – Luigi Linguini, most despised person in West Seattle, moved one of his antique leather couches earlier this morning to find our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ hiding between the couch and the wall.
When questioned Jesus replied, ” I’ve been hiding here the whole time!”
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Dear JT,
I’m a stay at home mom, who although quite busy facebooking while drunk, has plenty of time to ponder life’s mysteries. Lately, I’ve been wondering if my son is a budding serial killer. Mr. Jingles went missing a few months ago, and I just found a backyard shrine including his collar, and an empty [...]
AUSTIN, Texas, December 23, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – ASM, the makers of the popular wearable blanket/backwards robe, “Snuggies”, are being sued for allegedly misrepresenting the item’s level of safety.
According to claims made by ASM on the latest television spot for Snuggies, the item can be worn while doing a multitude of activities. The ad depicts everyday citizens wearing Snuggies as [...]
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma, November 5, 2009 (WSFB) – According to public records, Oklahoma City Thunder owner Clay Bennett attempted to return the NBA franchise he and a group of investors purchased in 2006 to the city of Seattle, but failed because he was unable to find the receipt.
“Our return policy is clear,” said Seattle mayor [...]
Dear JT,
I have a good job. I like what I do. I know I should feel lucky and grateful, when so many hard working people are looking for work, but…. I HATE MY JOB! There I said it. I hate getting up in the morning and pretending to like the people I work with! Ok, well [...]
