Dear JT
Every year I struggle with “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”, the cartoon with Mickey Rooney and Fred Astaire as little puppets. What kind of governmental structure was there in Sombertown? First there was a King that needed toys. But I am unclear about what kind of hostile takeover resulted in the dictatorship of [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 24, 2009 (WSFB)
Twas the Night before Christmas ~ for funblogger, TheHouse.
He was on his computer ~ And clicking his mouse.
He found himself busted ~ For he had been warned.
“Find an eggnog recipe NOW ~ and stop looking at porn!”
Meanwhile at Toby’s house ~ two red-state girls were excited.
Anne Coulter convinced daddy ~ his leftist views [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 23, 2009 (WSFB) – This December 25th Santa Claus will have a little help from two friends, his once deadly rival and South America icon Santana Claus and his Cold War enemy Stalin Claus.
Due to an increase in population and development of consumerism around the globe, Santa Claus recently announced that [...]
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JT,
I’m a Jedi Knight. Being a Jedi Knight, I’m supposed to save people, maintain the peace, etc. Problem is that I have this bad-ass light saber that can fuck just about anything up in less than a second. It’s hard for me to keep from killing annoying Gungan’s or chopping the hands off Tusken Raiders when they look [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 22, 2009 (WSFB) - Tuesday marks the most fun thing you can do on a Tuesday night that doesn’t involve funblogging or Your Mom. That’s right, it’s Trivia Night at the Feedback!
Chachi Beck heads up the good times and will certainly have a list of questions that will make you feel slightly [...]
FLORIDA, USA, December 22, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Back from a fact-finding trip that may or may not have involved researching Cuban smuggling routes, this reporter has uncovered the answer to an age-old question: How is Florida good at anything?
Essentially a bass-ackwards, swamp-infested, sweltering ash tray of a state, there is really no rational reason how [...]
Dear JT,
Would it be wrong to give my boss a vibrator for her Christmas present? She really needs to relax and I am also hoping that this will occupy her time more and alleviate the time she spends micromanaging me. Or do you find this inappropriate and unprofessional?
Just want to be left alone
Dear Just,
My standards of inappropriateness are [...]
Single Eurasian Mulatto Funblogger seeks strong mechanism for spiritual and emotional support. Must be friendly and fluffy. By fluffy we mean puffy and not un-puffy. Women only need apply. Prefer women with hairs but shaven in all the right places. Flat head with no teeth get most consideration. Realizing now this is not an ad [...]
AUSTIN, Texas, December 22, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – Hey babe. Yeah, it’s me. The 80’s. How’s it going? Yeah, me too.
Listen, I’m just going to come right out and say this. I love you. We belong together. Baby, please come back.
Come on, don’t give me that look. You know we were great together. I mean, we [...]
