WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 29, 2009 (WSFB) – This Tuesday marks the most fun thing you can do on a Tuesday night that doesn’t involve funblogging or Your Mom that can still happen THIS YEAR. That’s right, it’s Trivia Night at the Feedback!
Chachi Beck, fresh on his $5,000 bail incurred while in Vegas for Christmas with [...]
JT -
My friend likes to ride bicycles but I fucking HATE bicycles and want to run him over every time I see him on that thing even though we’ve been friends for our whole lives. How do I deal with such high level hatred of pompous cyclists?
DL
Dear DL,
Conflicting information here. Is it the bicycles themselves, [...]
AUSTIN, TX. December 29, 2009 – (WSFB-AC). According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, for reasons yet unknown the level of sunlight reaching the earth’s surface on December 21st was at its lowest point in almost a year.
Said Kevin Johnson, Chief Galactic Astronomer, at an emergency press conference, “Holy fucking shit! We finally used [...]
DETROIT, Michigan, December 28, 2009 (WSFB) - Federal investigators searching through terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmatallab’s belongings uncovered an amazing piece of evidence last night linking him to West Seattle. A search of Mr. Abdulmutallab’s personal laptop revealed an e-mail sent from Ira Flakowitz, of the Pigeon Point neighborhood, to Mr. Abdulmutallab just last week.
WSFB was able to [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 28, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – New research is out suggesting that if people are tricked into thinking time has traveled faster than it actually has, they will assume they were having More Fun. And who wants to have More fucking Fun? Everybody, that’s who!
By now I bet you’re wondering how this feat [...]
WTF,
I have two cats and I clearly favor one over the other. I can’t help it — one is lazy, messy, and kind of a doofus, while the other is not. I feel guilty about giving My Special Boy extra attention and love, but that other cat is such a fucktard. What can I do?
Playing Favorites
Dear PF,
Kitties can [...]
MADISON AVENUE, NEW YORK, New York, December 28, 2009 (WSFB) – At what first appeared to be a show of support by Tiger Woods’ multiple sponsors for his “transgressions” has finally turned sour. “The Greatest Gift to Golf” has turned into “The Guy That Couldn’t Stop Driving and Putting His Shaft Into The Wrong Bag.”
As [...]
Your Weekly Horoscope
- by Patty Seazle
Capricorn: (Dec 22-Jan 19)
You’re swinging through this week like a big brass band, so don’t worry about how many zoots it took to make that suit. Relax, and enjoy some time for yourself. At least you’re not re-living those love beads days.
Aquarius: (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Are you hot to trot this [...]
WASHINGTON, District of Columbia, December 28, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – The U.S. State Department announced on Thursday that it will be publishing an organizational chart for the New World Order sometime in the spring of 2010. The chart will diagram the relationships, performance expectations, and relative ranks of the world’s countries and will be used [...]
So this is Christmas ♪
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just began…
Dearest Funfriends,
While you’re all in a drunken stupor trying to get through the day with relatives, I thought I’d write a little personal note. Knowing only one or two of you are actually reading, there should be relatively few consequences for [...]
