WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 31, 2009 (WSFB) – FUCK YES WE LOVE IT!
When this blog started there was a lot of pain about things that were painful. So, we saw a doctor. What do you think that doctor said?
“You need a pain killer.”
We were written a prescription the next day and we’ve been on pain [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 31, 2009 (WSFB) – The Merry Funblog Pranksters will be in full effect tonight at the Skylark Cafe in West Seattle tonight to celebrate the end of “The Aughts” and to say goodbye to this savage and depraved decade of decadence.
Local rock band The Stevedore will be kicking off the festivities [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 31, 2009 (WSFB) – Bradi Jones is the General Manager of the Feedback Lounge in Morgan Junction, a new staple in West Seattle. It’s a rock n’ roll bar that is making a name for itself with excellent food, unique specialty drinks, numerous events, and kickassery in general.
Come celebrate New Year’s [...]

Dear JT,
A while back I was house-sitting for a friend and decided to do a little entertaining while they were gone. I’m pretty sure I entertained in every room. This was almost a year ago and I just found out they had a video security system. It recorded every time there was movement. I have [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 3o, 2009 (WSFB) – I was going to call this post “The West Seattle Funblog Top 10 Movies of 2009″ but 9 and 2009 rhyme too well.  Besides, I was too damn lazy to ping everyone that makes up this site for their opinions.  Even if I had asked others it [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 30, 2009 (WSFB) – A local girl of Irish descent has decided to leave the United States and move to North Korea where she can be freed from the shackles of the constitutionally-sanctioned and God-given right to free speech.
“I just think it’s dangerous to allow kids to think they can spout [...]

JT,
A friend of mine gave me dangling testicles for xmas. Those kind you put on the back of your truck in the tow hitch. Not only that, they’re really shiny chrome. I thought it was kind of funny at the time, but now everyone’s calling me bling balls. It’s starting to get a little annoying, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 30, 2009 (WSFB) – A new form of larceny has reared its mustachioed head in West Seattle and is striking WAAAAY too close to home!
This Christmas holiday brought a stranger to town. He claimed his name was Mario, that he was the brother of our own Luigi Linguini, and he told [...]