PORTLAND, Oregon, November 25, 2009 (WSFB-AC) -
(Note from the West Seattle Funblog: This article marks the debut of the Austin Chapter’s V2, a feminine specimen with rapier wit. Please welcome her and look forward to more cleverness, V2-style!)
In what could be called the largest onslaught of predators to Portland since the great locust attack of [...]
AUSTIN, Texas, November 25, 2009 (WSFB-AC) - Yes, we are all looking forward to tasty home cooking and family bonding during this holiday season. But with the fun and frivol comes the annual migration of that gelatinous genome, yes, the cylindrical cran-beast, or as I like to call it, the Paul Prudhomme Bloodclot, known formally as [...]
SEATTLE, Washington, November 24, 2009 (WSFB-AC) -
(A Note from the West Seattle Funblog HQ: A warm welcome to Rip Buckus, a new contributor from the Austin Chapter. His emphasis may be on sports, or sports bras. We honestly have no clue what he’s capable of.)
Major League Soccer reveled in the glory of all that North [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 24, 2009 (WSFB) – The holiday season is officially upon us and the spirit of giving is in the air. Last weekend’s benefit for the West Seattle Food Bank was a smashing success, but we can’t just rest on our laurels. There are more people in need.
Anna, Tillie, and Caroline (pictured [...]
JT -
I have serious funblogtile dysfunction. What pill can I take or what kind of fun exercises can I do to increase my funstamina?
B.J.
Dear B.J.,
This is a very serious condition that may require a referral to a specialist. First we need to determine if there are any underlying factors. Nutrition and lifestyle [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 24, 2009 (WSFB-AC) -Longtime resident of West Seattle, Ruth Lessness, has had enough and this Thanksgiving she’s ready to kick some breast.
“Every year it’s ‘Here, Gran, you can have the neck, you like the neck, right?’ or ‘How about a nice big leg?’ Well, this year it’s all about the white [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 24, 2009 (WSFB) -
17 Syllables will bring you new American Haiku each Tuesday and Thursday. And remember, the syllable count for the three lines in haiku is 5-7-5.
Today’s Haiku topic:
Cartoons
Smell deep, the carrot ~ You wascally wabbit, you ~ Be vewy quiet…
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2009 (WSFB) – We here at the West Seattle Funblog, in our continued efforts to educate, stimulate, and basically fondle your creative nodules, now offer FunLyrics to songs that should be written by bands that don’t exist. Yet.
Today’s offering is an ode to the WSFB’s own Dave Blank, and his [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2009 (WSFB) – Tuesday marks the most fun thing you can do on a Tuesday night with your clothes on. That’s right, it’s Trivia Night at the Feedback!
Chachi Beck, fresh off his rockstar bowling performance with Team Funblog at this past Saturday’s 11th Annual Turkey Bowl (benefitting the other kickass [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2009 (WSFB) – A metallic box with the words “Schrödinger’s Cat” discovered on a neglected property is causing quite a stir. It has not been determined yet if a cat is in the box or in the event that one is that it will still be if the box is [...]
