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Far-Right Will Stop At Nothing, Including Adoring Michael Moore’s “Sicko”

Far-Right Will Stop At Nothing, Including Adoring Michael Moore’s “Sicko”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 26, 2009 (WSFB) – For those who believe the Republican party is dead, just try to check out a copy of Michael Moore’s film Sicko from any Seattle Public Library and you will be reminded of their influence.
It has come to our attention that more than 50% of the available copies [...]

Luigi Gives Thanks, The Funblog Way

Luigi Gives Thanks, The Funblog Way

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 25, 2009 (WSFB) – It’s hard to believe we’re already in the death throes of this glorious year of Our Lord, 2009. Thanksgiving is upon us and it’s time for reflection.
As we prepare to revive the economy through conspicuous and copious consumption this Black Friday, it’s important for us all to [...]

Happy Thanksgiving, To You and Yours…

Happy Thanksgiving, To You and Yours…

WEST SEATTLE, Washington and everywhere else, November 26, 2009 (WSFB) – To all of our friends, fans, Facebook talkers, and Feedback Lounge stalkers.  But mostly to Your Mom…..
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
FROM EVERYONE HERE AT
THE WEST SEATTLE FUNBLOG!
WE’RE THANKFUL FOR YOU!

WSFB To Remain Uncensored

WSFB To Remain Uncensored

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 26, 2009 (WSFB) – Fine. We’re raucous and obnoxious and most likely sleeping with Your Mom. We can deal with that if you can.
Team West Seattle Funblog made a major showing at Saturday night’s “11th Annual Turkey Bowl” at the West Seattle Bowl, an event benefiting the West Seattle Food Bank. The [...]

WTFWJTD: Junior Drinker Seeks Seat At Funtable

WTFWJTD: Junior Drinker Seeks Seat At Funtable

JT -
I recently turned 21 and want to learn how to drink like a professional. You funblog people apparently drink a lot and I thought I might be able to hang out with you guys to learn the ways of the cocktail. Is that cool or not?
CR
Dear CR,
We only have so many slots available for [...]

17 Syllables: Thanksgiving

17 Syllables: Thanksgiving

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 26, 2009 (WSFB) – Thanksgiving is a time to do just that: give thanks for all of the good things in our lives.
Personally, I’m thankful for my job, health, and home.  I’m even more thankful for my family, the love of Patty Seazle, the creative outlet I have with the band, [...]

Free Thanksgiving Dinner – No BS

Free Thanksgiving Dinner – No BS

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 25, 2009 (WSFB) – Okay, no satire. No parodies. Nob fake news.
This is LEGIT.
The West Seattle Eagles have cordially invited ANYONE to their Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow Thursday, November 26, between 2-5PM. They are said to have enough food to feed about 300 people.
If you or someone you know can’t afford a [...]

Denver Launches “Recycle Your Baby” Campaign

Denver Launches “Recycle Your Baby” Campaign

DENVER, Colorado, November 25, 2009 (WSFB-AC) - In its most ambitious green program to date, the City of Denver, Colorado launched its new “Recycle Your Baby” campaign early this week.
Says Denver Mayor Kevin Johnson, “We all know that recycling is one of the easiest things we can do to fight global warming and reduce greenhouse emissions. [...]

WTFWJTD: Go Large Or Go Home

WTFWJTD: Go Large Or Go Home

JT,
There is a large, corporate, coffee conglomerate here in the Seattle area. Why do I hate them so? I LOVES me some coffee, don’t misunderstand. But those chipper, happy, programmed “barflies” who run the operation make me want to throw my steaming hot cup of coffee in their faces. Now they’ve [...]

Wet Windy Weather on Alki: Surf’s Up!

Wet Windy Weather on Alki: Surf’s Up!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Where the hell did the sun go? And what’s with all this wind whipping up the water in our fair city? Ah, yes. Autumn. That’s right. It’s shit outside.
Hold on just a minute there. As regulars to this kind of weather, we’re stronger than that. We don’t [...]

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