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Federal Government Gives Medical Marijuana Law Enforcement Much Needed Chill Pill

Federal Government Gives Medical Marijuana Law Enforcement Much Needed Chill Pill

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Today the Obama administration announced the relaxation of medical marijuana enforcement at the Federal level, effectively ending the aggressive approach used during the recent Bush years.
Citizens will no longer face Federal arrest or prosecution in the 14 states that have approved medical marijuana legislation.
A huge collective sigh [...]

“Just Flu It”

“Just Flu It”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFB) – In the West Seattle Funblog’s continuing effort to protect and serve the people of West Seattle, we bring you this important public service announcement.
Due to the impending flu season and recent increased sickmanship related to the H1N1 Virus (also known as “Swine Flu”), precautionary steps should be [...]

Seahawks Lose Starting Middle Linebacker

Seahawks Lose Starting Middle Linebacker

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFB) – In West Seattle Sports News, it was divulged this morning that starting middle linebacker Lofa Tatupu has been lost.   In what is turning out to be yet another tragic season full of injuries for our Seahawks, this incident truly spells heartbreak.
“Lofa was last seen on Saturday [...]

Co-Ed Dodge Ball Strategy Originated in Japan

Co-Ed Dodge Ball Strategy Originated in Japan

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 16, 2009 (WSFB) – It seems that as the Hiawatha Nighttime Dodge Ball league is preparing for its winter break, a new strategy is emerging that truly tests the wills of our gentler dodge ballers.   The new technique is a defensive maneuver akin to protecting the queen bee and entails [...]

Poopy Shapes: Welcoming a new West Seattle Funblog sponsor

Poopy Shapes: Welcoming a new West Seattle Funblog sponsor

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 15, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Today we welcome a new WSB sponsor, Poopy Time Fun Shapes, located in a blank storefront between a tattoo parlor and a porn shop in downtown White Center, founded by West Seattle resident Sverre Korneliussen. Sverre brings 34 years of wacky inventions to his practice, with [...]

Top 1 Reason To Not Smoke While Ballooning

Top 1 Reason To Not Smoke While Ballooning

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 15, 2009 (WSFB) – Before you take your next hot air balloon ride, be sure to put out your cigarette and leave your lighter in the car.
Local balloon enthusiast Fjänkl Vlørdjtenfeldt learned this lesson the hard way earlier today when he attempted to sail his craft from Lincoln Park to Vashon.
Shortly [...]

WSFB Takes 2nd Place At Rock-N-Roll Trivia Night, Again

WSFB Takes 2nd Place At Rock-N-Roll Trivia Night, Again

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 14, 2009 (WSFB) – For the second week in a row, Team WSFB took 2nd place at last night’s Rock-n-Roll Trivia at Feedback Lounge with 37 of 44 points.
It was an extremely close match. Team WSFB was ONE POINT away from being in a three-way tie with two other teams who’s [...]

BREAKING NEWS: The Fucking Power Is OUT!

BREAKING NEWS: The Fucking Power Is OUT!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, Octomber 14, 2009 (WSFB) – Ok, so the power it out in and around Morgan Junction which means that you CANNOT GET Zeek’s pizza, walnut bourbon at Feedback Lounge, or delicious beers at Beveridge Place.
Yes, the world as we know it has come to an abrupt end. We’ll keep you posted as [...]

WSFB Wins a Number* of Awards

WSFB Wins a Number* of Awards

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 13, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The WSFB can now add Award-Winning to its description, as this blog has been recognized for winning a number* of prestigious awards.
Being part of a blog that has won a number* of awards is a thrilling endeavor. The hard work put in by the staff during [...]

This Headline has Been Censored from Censors

This Headline has Been Censored from Censors

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) ““ There are plenty of things that you’ll find on West Seattle Fun Blog, but the one thing you will never find is CENSORSHIP! It has come to our attention that small blog censors have been deployed throughout the city in an effort to shut you up.
WSFB [...]

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