WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Tonight, Team WSFB placed 5th at the Rock-N-Roll trivia event at Feedback Lounge and they couldn’t be more bitter about it.
With categories such as “Satan”, “Death”, “Halloween”, and “Murder” they were a dead ringer for 2nd place.
However, as fate and the Lord Almighty would have it they [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – The gangs of West Seattle will no longer be able to perpetuate real violence after last nights North Delridge community meeting.
Several months have passed since the gang action committee began generic benchmarking other major cities gang violence solutions, and a solid consensus was built on one revolutionary [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Team WSFB knows what it wants, and it wants to keep that sweet and special #2 spot right behind Team Dean-Zig.
We’re not glory hounds or attention whores. Actually, we’re totally attention whores – but that’s not the point. The point is we’re not in this to blow [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Once again, God proves how much he hates West Seattle. I mean really – fucking hail on the 27th of October? What the FUCK is your problem, God?
Let’s just start by saying this was NOT in the forecast. If it WAS in the forecast, we totally would [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 26, 2009 (WSFB) -
Fall has fallen like autumn drunkenly falls into bed atop summer. Winter is just outside the window, peeking creepily through the cracks in the blinds. The weather is changing for the cold and it’s time to seek warmth.
The economy blows like a $20 hooker and it costs money [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2009 (WSFB) – A City of Seattle Metro bus missed its mark on Friday Night causing quite the commotion in the mass-transit monitoring realm. The bus originated in White Center with a scheduled stop at Admiral and California. When the bus failed to show up at this location, [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2009 (WSFB) – In Legal Matters, the West Seattle Funblog was recently investigated by the King County Blog Police (KCBP) for allegedly “being ready, via precedent of smartassmanship, to post funny pictures of one of its OWN unnamed funbloggers portrayed within the realm of a thong-ish motif.” Apparently, this [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 21, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – BREAKING NEWS! A West Seattle blogger has put very little effort or actual thought into a post just so he could “get this shit done and get on with the rest of my life.”
Prominent West Seattle blogger Fritz Heinrich Frölich explains this surprising phenomenon:
Well, I wasn’t really [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 21, 2009 (WSFB) – Team WSFB held firm on their position to maintain the number two spot at the increasingly popular Feedback Lounge Rock-n-Roll Trivia night.
The unbeatable Team Dean-Zig held the number one spot yet again. They’re really fucking good at music trivia.
The crowd grew yet again with over forty people [...]
SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Hand prints implying high levels of Funmanship appeared in an elevator at a building near the Pike’s Place Market today, more proof that the WSFB has been touched by his noodly apendage.
I was lucky enough to be alerted to this amazing occurrence by my co-worker who submitted this [...]
