WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 31, 2009 (WSFB) ““ With the recent increase of swine flu related sicknesses and death the regular flu is feeling unwanted and somewhat jealous heading into late Fall.
“I was always top dog around from roughly November to February,” the regular flu told the WSFB.   “My shit hits people pretty hard, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 30, 2009 (WSFB) ““ Due to a plethora of injuries the entire Seattle Seahawks roster has been listed as a game time decision by coaches for this Sunday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys, team representatives report.
“With the amount of injuries we’ve seen this season we thought we’d be a little proactive [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 30,2009 (WSFB) – An epic avian battle has occurred between two sworn enemies because of a mix-up involving an non-native English speaker.
The feathers flew because of a request for a couple of eaglets to be delivered to a residence in White Center.   Unfortunately, one of the suppliers provided not an [...]

JT,
There is a peculiar looking fungus growing in my front yard, and I’d like to know if it’s okay to eat it. Any thoughts?
SD
S.D.
Without a visual inspection, I would have to say no. I know it’s all about the fun these days, but the fact that you describe Gus as peculiar, gives [...]

JT
How do get someone to just shut up? We have one friend in our group who knows everything. He is driving us all fucking crazy. I wish we could just not include him, but he is married to someone we do like.
A. F.
A. F.
I tried to raise my own kids with respect [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 28, 2009 (WSFB) – This weekend countless costumed kids will embark into the night in pursuit of candy and Halloween spirit.   At the same time thousands of adults will take their best crack at a costume and attend parties and events.   Based on our own experiences though Halloween is [...]

A Weekly Look at Your Horoscope
- by Patty Seazle
Aries – (Mar 21-Apr 19)
You’re such a daredevil Aries, but there are certain things in life which we must all be prepared for.   A chimpanzee may break wind and offer you a sniff.   Such vile behavior is best left unrewarded.   Walk away.
Taurus – (Apr [...]

JT
Before our family Thanksgiving dinner, my mother makes us go around the table and tell everyone what we’re thankful to god for. I don’t believe in god. What should I do?
BR
BR,
What’s helpful in these types of situations is the visualization technique. Replace god with an image of a rich, delicious, double chocolate [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 28, 2009 (WSFB) – This just came in over the wire, chickens are loose on the West Seattle Golf Course green. It seems that a group of misfits have let loose about ten hens and five roosters and they are wreaking havoc in the sand trap near hole five.
A small crowd [...]